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["The Wedding Song"
by Steffani Bennett]

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<i>♪ The first time you saw him ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The music ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Began to play ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You felt in so deeply ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The music, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The music began to play ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And in your mind ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There could be no one</i>
<i>but him ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now is the time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ For your love</i>
<i>to come shining through ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause the years</i>
<i>They will pass ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, the time</i>
<i>will move fast ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So hold on ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hold on ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To each other ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ You'll make it ♪</i>
<i>-♪ You'll make it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, you'll make it</i>
<i>with love ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Never break it ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Never break it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Never break it with love ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Day in, day out ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Day out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't you want to shout ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You'll never be without</i>
<i>your wedding day ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Your wedding day ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Your wedding day ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Your wedding day ♪</i>

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[gentle guitar music]

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This is the biggest cock
I've ever fucked.

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Oh, thank you.

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Thank you for letting me explore
strange, huge cock. [echoes]

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Nick.

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Yeah.

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Honey, are you okay?

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[Nick]
Yeah, I'm fine. Why?

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You're still pissed off at me.

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Well... you said
you would do it.

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Nick, It's a goddamn
sex party, okay?

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I don't mind
fantasizing about this,

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but I don't want to open my legs
for some guy that I don't know.

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[clicks tongue]

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But you agreed.

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After, after months
of fantasizing together,

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you telling me those stories,
you finally gave in.

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Oh, that's just it.

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You're wearing me down
with this.

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Where'd you get those stories?

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-Did you do any of that stuff?
-[scoffs]

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Maybe.

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Why can't
we have intimacy together?

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Why does there always have
to be another person involved?

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I, I'm just fucked up.

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Why don't you
want to be intimate

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with just me?

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But I do want that with you.

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It's just with me,
the intimacy comes after
you have sex with another man.

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I think...

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You think what?

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I'm just dying
to watch you get fucked.

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Then you want me to watch you.

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It's just an excuse to cheat.

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No. Yes.

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No.

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-[scoffs]
-I would so love that.

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Please cheat on me,
then tell me about it.

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But I, I, I don't know.
I don't need to go to these
parties to find another woman.

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I have all the women
I can handle in you.

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It's just that
what gets me off...

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...makes another man
commit murder.

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Why are you like this?

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I'm a pervert.

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Well, it's not normal.

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-Okay?
-Oh, fuck normal!

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What is that? I only do it
in the bread and butter?

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The missionary?
Three thrusts and a bust?

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I can still fuck for hours.
I'm ravenous.

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Even after I come,
I can still keep it going
as long as I keep it moving.

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I need...

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...to take our sex life

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to a higher gear.

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I'm just...

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...dying to watch you
get fucked and sucked cock.

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You're so fucking good at it.

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[scoffs]

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Well, thank you.

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I've studied it.

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So you want me to be a slut?

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No. Yes. No. No!

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[inhales sharply, clicks tongue]

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My shrink, Dr. Kuntz,
says he's heard a lot worse,

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that most guys
like this sort of thing,

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but I-- only I have
the guts to admit it.

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[scoffs]
Well, let Dr. Kuntz do it, then.

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Please.

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Do this for me, just this once.

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Okay, I'll think about it.

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But I have to pick the guy.

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[captivating music]

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[Laura panting]

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Malcolm, it's you.

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[both panting]

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Did you graduate
high school yet?

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High school? [panting]

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-I graduated college.
-College?

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-Where did you go?
-Harvard. 4.0.

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-What did you major in?
-Political science.

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Political science. Wow.
What made you get into that?

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Well, there's a lot of injustice
against my people,

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and I want to be in a position
to change that.

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-How inspiring.
-[chuckles]

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-Hey, will you pull my arms?
-Oh.

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-Thank you.
-Yeah.

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-[sighs]
-Is this good?

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Thank you. Yes.

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-Would you mind
cracking my back, too?
-Yeah.

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-[back cracks]
-[exhales]

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Hey, I bet
you have a girlfriend, right?

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-Depends on what
you mean by girlfriend.
-[laughs] Come on.

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-I bet you were laying pipe
last night, weren't you?
-[clicks tongue] Nah.

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-Come on, you can tell me.
Come on.
-No. I wasn't. I wasn't.

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No fucking way! What the fuck
are you doing? Excuse me.

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-The fuck are you doing?
-Training, sir.

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-Training for what?
For speed dating?
-Training.

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Or for a marathon?

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Marathon, sir.

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Well, act like it!

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-You in?
-Yes. Yes, sir.

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-Are you in?
-Yes, sir.

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Fucking act like it!

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Jeez.

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Call me!

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I still have the same number!

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[Nick]
<i>Where do you find a guy?</i>

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I mean, you must have men.

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I'm very picky.

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-Dick's.
-Dicks?

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Dick's Deli.

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Oh, you mean
that guy that works there?

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Yep.

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You flirt with him
every time we go in there.

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I do not flirt with him.

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It's all in your mind.

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[rock music]

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Oh. Hi.

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Hey. You're that chick
from Lake Hopacock, right?

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-That's me.
-Married to the tennis pro?

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-You were around ten.
-[chuckles]

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Yeah, he's, um,
he's a good builder.

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Builder?

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Huh.

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He really is a genius architect.

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-Mm.
-Hey, wait.

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You give me a ride
on that bike sometime?

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["Ride" by Tony Daniels]

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<i>♪ Blood on the horizon ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Eagles dare to soar ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A river is my lifeline, baby ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Listen to me roar ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Got to run, run, run ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I got to run, run, run ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Till I'm free</i>
<i>as a morning sun ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You got to ride</i>
<i>Baby, ride... ♪</i>

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[sighs] Oh, my God!

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I haven't felt like that
in such a long time.

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Likey?

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-Yum.
-Would you like a fresh,

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cold glass of milk
to wash that down with?

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I love milk.

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Mind if I sit first?

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Don't drink too much.

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-You'll choke.
-[scoffs]

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Don't worry, I got it.

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Oops.

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I guess I got a little greedy.

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Never bite off
more than you can chew.

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[bag clangs]

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You're blocking the walkway
with your bike, friend.

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Nowhere else to park.

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Parking blows at Lake Hopacock.

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A bike my size
can't fit just anywhere...

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...normal.

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I bet.

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Big bike.

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Yep.

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We have a visitor.

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What's the story, morning glory?

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Yes, we do have a visitor.

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Nick, this is Chip.

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Chip, this is Nick.

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She's crazy about you.

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Yeah?

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Let's go up to the rooftop.

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[lighthearted music]

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Hell of a lot of good fishing
in this lake.

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Got your largemouth bass,
rock bass...

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...bull trout...

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...bullhead shark...

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...bull bass.

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Never heard of no bull bass.

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That's 'cause
I'm bullshitting you.

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[laughs]

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[laughs]

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Hmm.

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[Chip]
Seeing dicks all the time
with the wife?

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[Nick]
Laura.

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How'd you like to slide
into home plate with that?

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Then you're out of here!

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[laughs]

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You know, I was considered
to be the next Frank Gehry.
You know who that is?

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Nope.

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Considered
an architectural genius.

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-Jump in the lake anyone?
-Oh!

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Kind of cold, isn't it, honey?

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I'm in.

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[upbeat jazz music]

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[inaudible chatter]

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[Laura squeals]

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[Chip]
Whoo!

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[inaudible]

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[chuckles]

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[chuckling]

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[Nick groans]

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[both exhale]

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-Kid's got balls.
-[Chip chuckles]

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Super tight balls. I like that.

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-Chip, nice bis, dude.
-[chuckles] Thanks, dude.

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You don't look bad
for a guy your age.

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-Oh, why don't we...
-Oh, uh...

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Go inside,
have a drink by the fire?

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Yeah.

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[Nick]
Chip?

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Can I get you a beer?

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I can tell more lies
over a quality beer

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than any man on the planet.

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Hey, what's that?

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That, my friend, is <i>Hell</i>
by Hieronymus Bosch.

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[dramatic piano flourish]

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He lived
in the late 15th century,

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Not much is known about him,
except he was part of a clan

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called the Brotherhood
of Our Lady.

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Group of crazy Dutchmen
who had a hard-on
for the Blessed Virgin.

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And his main theme was

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that women are the cause
of all the evil in the world.

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Once he bit that apple,
we were fucked.

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So, like, women
are the Antichrist.

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Exactly.

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Anyway, only about
40 paintings survived.

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<i>Garden of Earthly Delights</i>
being the most famous
and this one.

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Pretty weird, huh?

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Very valuable print.

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Signed in detail.

252
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:03,832
Got to be worth what, huh?

253
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:07,167
What did we pay for this, honey,
with the frame and everything?

254
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:10,037
-Fifty-thousand?
-Wow, that...

255
00:16:10,505 --> 00:16:12,039
That's a lot of cake.

256
00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:16,945
Yeah, I got a hard-on
for paintings and buildings.

257
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:18,746
What about you, Chip?

258
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,447
Uh, what's your life story?

259
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,349
What do I have a...

260
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,451
...hard-on for?

261
00:16:24,919 --> 00:16:26,086
Oh, you're a funny man, Chip.

262
00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:27,221
[chuckles]

263
00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:31,058
I grew up near here.

264
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,160
Sussex.

265
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,496
The orphanage.

266
00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:42,302
I was an orphan. I don't know,
I was never officially adopted
by anyone, I just...

267
00:16:43,805 --> 00:16:44,839
Nobody wanted me.

268
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,207
Passed around from home to home.

269
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:49,577
[scoffs]

270
00:16:49,711 --> 00:16:50,612
Truth is...

271
00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:53,615
...They do it for the money.

272
00:16:53,748 --> 00:16:55,850
Fucking fake foster parents.

273
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,486
By the time I was 16,
I wanted to be on my own.

274
00:16:59,621 --> 00:17:00,622
Ride my Harley.

275
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:02,624
Got a hard-on for that.

276
00:17:04,926 --> 00:17:06,360
You handle it really well.

277
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:07,862
[Chip]
Is this in tune?

278
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,834
[plays scale]

279
00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:16,136
[singing "Marriage Of Figaro"
in Italian]

280
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:24,746
-Wow, what a voice!
-[chuckles]

281
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:26,179
Isn't that Mozart?

282
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:31,184
-Yeah. Yeah, it's
the, uh, <i>The Marriage Of--</i>
-You have real talent.

283
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,420
Where did you learn?

284
00:17:33,988 --> 00:17:36,390
I've always had
a very agile mind.

285
00:17:36,524 --> 00:17:38,292
I hear something once or twice,
and it just--

286
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,427
Some things just come naturally.

287
00:17:40,562 --> 00:17:41,763
Isn't that right, Nick?

288
00:17:43,297 --> 00:17:45,733
I bet you have a girlfriend,
right, Chip?

289
00:17:49,704 --> 00:17:50,605
Maybe.

290
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:52,707
Maybe more than one?

291
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,809
Depends on what you mean
by girlfriend, right?

292
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:58,846
You have the most beautiful eyes
I've ever seen.

293
00:17:59,547 --> 00:18:01,415
They were hazel before, but...

294
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:03,417
...now they're...

295
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,554
-...turning--
-[Nick] Here!

296
00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:09,924
Oops.

297
00:18:10,658 --> 00:18:11,960
Bad timing.

298
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,161
Sorry.

299
00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:17,397
So, Chip...

300
00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:21,769
...you are now
officially family.

301
00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:23,705
Okay?

302
00:18:25,907 --> 00:18:28,643
I'm a strange from my own father
while I wish I weren't.

303
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,914
I miss, uh, my family of origin.

304
00:18:33,715 --> 00:18:34,649
So...

305
00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:37,351
...you're family now.

306
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,186
Cool?

307
00:18:40,021 --> 00:18:41,455
Temporary intimacy.

308
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,190
Yeah.

309
00:18:45,093 --> 00:18:46,193
Um...

310
00:18:47,895 --> 00:18:48,930
A toast.

311
00:18:49,864 --> 00:18:51,766
-To family.
-Yeah.

312
00:18:51,899 --> 00:18:52,967
[clinks]

313
00:18:53,101 --> 00:18:54,201
Family.

314
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,673
Whatever the fuck that means.

315
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,208
Family. Yeah.

316
00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:04,444
-Chip, my husband is--
-Chip, Chip.

317
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,915
Let's lay our cards
on the table, shall we?

318
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,424
I am cuckoldom.

319
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,227
Do you know what that is
or what that means?

320
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,361
[Chip]
Nope.

321
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:25,232
They cut
the balls off a rooster.
He can't fuck anymore.

322
00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:27,068
We term that a cuckold.

323
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:30,605
It's a metaphor for guys
whose wives cheat on them.

324
00:19:30,738 --> 00:19:31,739
But some men,

325
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,675
very few, I would imagine,

326
00:19:34,408 --> 00:19:36,711
actually want
their wives to have lovers.

327
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:39,614
I know, um, crazy. I know.

328
00:19:40,948 --> 00:19:45,520
I'm supposed to be jealous,
especially s-- since you're
so young and good looking.

329
00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:47,421
But here's the thing.

330
00:19:49,090 --> 00:19:50,457
If you love someone...

331
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,494
...and I adore my Laura...

332
00:19:55,763 --> 00:19:57,732
...then you want
to see them happy.

333
00:19:57,865 --> 00:20:00,568
And when is a person happier...

334
00:20:01,636 --> 00:20:03,236
...than when
they're getting fucked?

335
00:20:03,705 --> 00:20:06,941
I mean, you're either fucking
or getting fucked. Am I right?

336
00:20:08,009 --> 00:20:09,911
-You homo?
-Me? No.

337
00:20:10,678 --> 00:20:12,647
Homo, no.

338
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,188
I enjoy the process.

339
00:20:22,623 --> 00:20:24,125
[softly] Let's put it this way.

340
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,628
I'm a process guy.

341
00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:31,498
-Okay.
-Chip, how old are you?

342
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,535
Twenty-six.

343
00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:36,269
Oh, wait. What year?

344
00:20:37,205 --> 00:20:38,238
'94.

345
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:41,609
-What month?
-October. Why?

346
00:20:41,743 --> 00:20:43,477
-Me, too. What day?
-[Nick chuckles]

347
00:20:44,045 --> 00:20:45,479
October 30th.

348
00:20:45,613 --> 00:20:47,148
Me, too.

349
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,416
[laughs] That's cool.

350
00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:50,651
Mischief Night.

351
00:20:52,086 --> 00:20:53,821
Both Scorpios.

352
00:20:53,955 --> 00:20:55,656
-Uh--
-[sighs] I'm sorry.

353
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:59,160
-Oh, look at me.
I'm drunk on one glass.
-It's okay, it's okay.

354
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,293
Here.

355
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:12,573
I want to kiss you till I cover
every part of your body.

356
00:21:14,809 --> 00:21:18,179
Hold you and tell you
how lovely your face is.

357
00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:23,785
Kiss your stomach
and lick you all the way.

358
00:21:23,918 --> 00:21:26,754
Oh, my God, I gotta go.
Excuse me.

359
00:21:34,095 --> 00:21:36,030
[birds chirping]

360
00:21:45,773 --> 00:21:46,908
Magic.

361
00:21:48,276 --> 00:21:49,844
[Laura shouts]
Nick!

362
00:21:50,745 --> 00:21:53,446
Honey, could you come here
a minute, please?

363
00:21:55,283 --> 00:21:57,985
Let's, uh, head back down.
I won't be a minute.

364
00:21:58,119 --> 00:21:59,654
[Laura shouts]
Now!

365
00:22:11,165 --> 00:22:13,201
Honey, what came over you?
You were fine

366
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,836
-and then all of a sudden--
-I am so mad at you right now,

367
00:22:14,969 --> 00:22:16,804
I could kill you.
You fucked it up.

368
00:22:16,938 --> 00:22:20,274
-I did?
-Yes. Stop manipulating.

369
00:22:20,775 --> 00:22:22,543
-But I was just--
-No, you weren't!

370
00:22:22,677 --> 00:22:25,913
You were glaring at us,
and it makes me feel awkward!

371
00:22:26,047 --> 00:22:28,015
I have never done this before.

372
00:22:28,149 --> 00:22:30,718
But you leering
and you... [stutters]

373
00:22:30,852 --> 00:22:32,887
It just takes me
right out of it.

374
00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:34,655
-But your peri--
-It's a huge turn off!

375
00:22:34,789 --> 00:22:37,424
-Your period isn't due
for at least 11 days--
-Get out!

376
00:22:38,693 --> 00:22:41,929
What a sexist,
chauvinistic thing to say!

377
00:22:42,063 --> 00:22:43,430
How dare you?

378
00:22:43,564 --> 00:22:45,432
What the fuck does my period
have to do with it?

379
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:48,803
Why is it that every time I get
upset, it's about my cycle?

380
00:22:48,936 --> 00:22:51,471
I am very regular,
thank you very much.

381
00:22:51,606 --> 00:22:54,742
As a matter of fact,
I'm ovulating, not waiting for--

382
00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:57,278
Jesus Christ, men are so stupid!

383
00:22:57,444 --> 00:23:00,281
You know nothing.
You understand nothing.

384
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,251
Leave me alone.

385
00:23:04,085 --> 00:23:04,986
[groans]

386
00:23:07,521 --> 00:23:09,590
But what did I do?
I was just trying to...

387
00:23:10,324 --> 00:23:12,459
[crying] Nick, just hold me.

388
00:23:13,628 --> 00:23:15,062
-Look at me.
-Mm.

389
00:23:15,196 --> 00:23:17,732
-I look like a raccoon.
-[chuckles]

390
00:23:18,733 --> 00:23:20,835
-Baby...
-[sighs]

391
00:23:20,968 --> 00:23:24,305
...I love you so much.

392
00:23:24,839 --> 00:23:26,807
-[Laura sniffles]
-God!

393
00:23:27,541 --> 00:23:31,345
And watching you flirt with him,
gave me wood in my BVDs, and...

394
00:23:32,046 --> 00:23:34,515
You guys came so close,
you almost breathed together--

395
00:23:34,649 --> 00:23:36,317
Oh, you just keep pushing!

396
00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:38,819
And pushing and pushing!

397
00:23:38,953 --> 00:23:41,289
[breathing heavily]
When will you learn?

398
00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,958
-Learn what?
-Just stop pushing!

399
00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:48,495
Honey, I know that
you want this, but it's my body.

400
00:23:48,562 --> 00:23:50,765
You have to let me control it.

401
00:23:50,898 --> 00:23:53,500
His soul stays in me forever.

402
00:23:53,634 --> 00:23:54,635
They say.

403
00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:56,804
His soul, look-- Okay.

404
00:23:56,938 --> 00:23:58,306
But, but I wasn't pushing.

405
00:24:00,408 --> 00:24:01,842
I love you.

406
00:24:02,944 --> 00:24:05,746
-[sniffles]
-Nothing ever works out
the way I plan.

407
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,214
Was he gone?

408
00:24:07,949 --> 00:24:10,718
-Well, yeah. I mean, he was--
-I don't like him!

409
00:24:10,851 --> 00:24:12,053
But it sure looked like--
I mean...

410
00:24:12,186 --> 00:24:14,088
From the first moment I met him,

411
00:24:14,221 --> 00:24:15,623
I couldn't stand him.

412
00:24:15,756 --> 00:24:17,124
But you talk to him
every time we go into Dick's.

413
00:24:17,258 --> 00:24:19,060
I mean, he's like a target.
You zero in on him.

414
00:24:19,193 --> 00:24:21,228
-Fuck Dick's! Fuck you!
-[grunts]

415
00:24:21,362 --> 00:24:24,398
Just go! I need to be alone.

416
00:24:24,532 --> 00:24:26,834
[cries] I have cramps.

417
00:24:28,069 --> 00:24:31,539
Why is it that the woman
always has to be
the one to get dressed up?

418
00:24:33,140 --> 00:24:34,542
Look perfect.

419
00:24:34,608 --> 00:24:35,676
[cries]

420
00:24:35,810 --> 00:24:36,911
Be sexy.

421
00:24:37,445 --> 00:24:39,380
God. What do men have to do?

422
00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:41,582
Nothing!

423
00:24:44,185 --> 00:24:45,119
[Chip]
Wow.

424
00:24:47,188 --> 00:24:48,122
Twisted.

425
00:24:48,255 --> 00:24:50,091
[tense piano flourish]

426
00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:52,560
Chip.

427
00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:56,297
I'm sorry,
Laura's not feeling well.

428
00:24:57,131 --> 00:24:59,734
I'm going to have
to ask you to leave,
if, if, if you don't mind.

429
00:25:00,468 --> 00:25:01,435
I don't mind.

430
00:25:02,570 --> 00:25:04,772
Thanks for having me.
It's always good to be had.

431
00:25:07,008 --> 00:25:09,577
Uh, come back again sometime.

432
00:25:09,677 --> 00:25:11,278
When she's not feeling...

433
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,217
It's that time of the month.
She gets all emotional
for no reason.

434
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:19,286
It seems like women have
one week a month
where they're normal, and...

435
00:25:19,787 --> 00:25:22,690
They're either just getting
their period or just
getting over their period.

436
00:25:22,823 --> 00:25:23,991
You don't have to explain.

437
00:25:27,428 --> 00:25:28,629
Thanks for understanding.

438
00:25:32,967 --> 00:25:34,068
Rain check?

439
00:25:37,004 --> 00:25:38,072
Rain check.

440
00:25:41,675 --> 00:25:43,978
[piano tense music]

441
00:25:49,518 --> 00:25:50,985
[door creaks, closes]

442
00:25:55,756 --> 00:25:57,958
[suspenseful music]

443
00:26:06,734 --> 00:26:09,003
[clicking]

444
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,809
[door hinge creaks]

445
00:27:11,699 --> 00:27:12,601
[loud thud]

446
00:27:18,706 --> 00:27:21,075
[suspenseful music intensifies]

447
00:28:15,462 --> 00:28:19,366
Stay where you are
or I'll blow your head off
with this .357 Magnum.

448
00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:33,847
[yells in pain]

449
00:28:34,782 --> 00:28:36,850
[groaning]

450
00:28:41,322 --> 00:28:43,490
[breathing heavily]

451
00:28:47,161 --> 00:28:49,263
[groaning loudly in pain]

452
00:28:56,705 --> 00:28:59,273
Oh, my God! Nick! What happened?

453
00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:01,108
-[whimpering]
-Oh, my God! Oh!

454
00:29:02,276 --> 00:29:03,410
Pull it out.

455
00:29:03,545 --> 00:29:04,979
-The knife, pull it out fast.
-Okay.

456
00:29:05,112 --> 00:29:07,181
[both scream]

457
00:29:07,314 --> 00:29:09,316
-[groaning, stuttering]
-Oh, my God.

458
00:29:10,951 --> 00:29:13,954
-Take it out fast.
-Okay. Okay, okay.

459
00:29:14,556 --> 00:29:16,524
-[whimpers, screams]
-[yells]

460
00:29:16,658 --> 00:29:19,093
-Okay, let me grab a towel!
-[groans, whimpers]

461
00:29:24,532 --> 00:29:26,635
Here. Here,
do you want some water?

462
00:29:27,468 --> 00:29:30,170
Why would I want
a glass of water?

463
00:29:30,304 --> 00:29:32,641
[breathing heavily]

464
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,842
-Get the goddamn knife out!
-Okay.

465
00:29:34,975 --> 00:29:37,712
-Oh, no, no, no. No, no.
-Oh, oh, oh!

466
00:29:37,845 --> 00:29:40,147
-No, never mind.
-[whimpering]

467
00:29:40,281 --> 00:29:41,650
Never mind.

468
00:29:41,849 --> 00:29:43,350
[breathing heavily]

469
00:29:43,484 --> 00:29:45,252
[grunting]

470
00:29:45,386 --> 00:29:48,122
[both yelling]

471
00:29:48,255 --> 00:29:50,424
[both breathing heavily]

472
00:29:50,558 --> 00:29:53,093
[groaning]]

473
00:29:53,227 --> 00:29:55,563
-Call 9-1-1. Call 9-1-1.
-Oh, my God, who did this?

474
00:29:55,697 --> 00:29:58,165
-Are you okay?
-Just call!

475
00:29:58,299 --> 00:30:00,968
[both breathing heavily]

476
00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:02,771
[Nick yelps in pain]

477
00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:06,675
Hello? My husband,
he's been stabbed.

478
00:30:07,341 --> 00:30:08,442
He's bleeding.

479
00:30:09,143 --> 00:30:12,313
[stutters]
How should I know? A criminal?

480
00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:16,685
A robbery has been committed,
please send somebody right away!

481
00:30:17,318 --> 00:30:20,421
Oh, don't touch anything.
It, it, it might have,
might be evidence.

482
00:30:20,555 --> 00:30:23,424
-Okay.
-[groaning] Hand me my gun.

483
00:30:27,796 --> 00:30:29,564
-Oh, careful,
it might be loaded.
-Okay. [groans]

484
00:30:29,698 --> 00:30:32,299
-[gunshot]
-[both screaming]

485
00:30:35,670 --> 00:30:38,439
[soft piano music]

486
00:30:43,712 --> 00:30:44,713
Hey.

487
00:30:45,279 --> 00:30:46,581
Why are you here?

488
00:30:46,715 --> 00:30:48,082
I heard about what happened.

489
00:30:48,215 --> 00:30:49,483
You shot Nick.

490
00:30:50,819 --> 00:30:53,454
I shot him by accident, Chip.
He was stabbed.

491
00:30:53,588 --> 00:30:57,358
So, you stabbed him,
then you shot him? Wow.

492
00:30:57,491 --> 00:31:00,928
He was already stabbed. I shot
him in the ass by accident.

493
00:31:01,061 --> 00:31:04,031
Wow. Why would you shoot him
if he was already stabbed?

494
00:31:04,164 --> 00:31:05,366
-[sighs]
-Can I get a glass of water?

495
00:31:05,499 --> 00:31:08,235
[Laura]
No, I'm going back to bed.

496
00:31:08,369 --> 00:31:09,738
[Chip]
Do you mind
if I take my shirt off?

497
00:31:09,937 --> 00:31:11,706
Yes, I do mind.

498
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,174
Okay, I won't.

499
00:31:14,308 --> 00:31:15,543
[Laura sighs]

500
00:31:17,779 --> 00:31:20,280
-I just thought--
-Thought what?

501
00:31:24,017 --> 00:31:25,620
Do you find me attractive,
Laura?

502
00:31:25,754 --> 00:31:28,155
-I'm married.
-Ish.

503
00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:32,794
You're a real smart-mouth kid.

504
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,361
I've got
the freshest mouth in town.

505
00:31:34,495 --> 00:31:36,196
I'd like you to leave now.

506
00:31:36,765 --> 00:31:38,399
I never stay
where I'm not wanted.

507
00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:40,635
Of course I've never
been wanted anywhere anyways.

508
00:31:40,769 --> 00:31:43,103
-You're making me uncomfortable.
-Yeah?

509
00:31:43,237 --> 00:31:46,574
-It's not that I don't like you.
I do. It's just--
-Come on, babe.

510
00:31:47,374 --> 00:31:48,409
Chip.

511
00:31:48,877 --> 00:31:50,010
Come on.

512
00:31:51,011 --> 00:31:52,246
You know you want to.

513
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,214
Kiss me.

514
00:31:54,348 --> 00:31:55,983
-Chip, don't--
-[chuckles]

515
00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:58,787
Just one little kiss.

516
00:31:58,986 --> 00:32:00,988
[erotic music]

517
00:32:01,088 --> 00:32:02,724
Your face is so lovely.

518
00:32:03,725 --> 00:32:05,993
Your skin, it's like satin.

519
00:32:06,493 --> 00:32:08,195
Chip, I said "don't."

520
00:32:09,864 --> 00:32:11,498
And you have nice eyes, though.

521
00:32:12,199 --> 00:32:13,367
[Chip chuckles softly]

522
00:32:14,168 --> 00:32:16,270
-They are bizarre.
-What about them?

523
00:32:16,403 --> 00:32:17,672
They're turning black.

524
00:32:21,041 --> 00:32:24,178
-[gasps]
-[singing in Italian]

525
00:32:24,311 --> 00:32:25,647
[Laura]
What are you doing?

526
00:32:26,781 --> 00:32:27,782
Chip!

527
00:32:28,683 --> 00:32:32,520
-[continues to sing in Italian]
-Ouch! Put me down! [growls]

528
00:32:33,721 --> 00:32:35,389
[grunts]

529
00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:38,660
We don't even
have to do anything.

530
00:32:39,493 --> 00:32:40,562
At first...

531
00:32:42,029 --> 00:32:43,865
...I just want
to hold you in my arms.

532
00:32:46,868 --> 00:32:47,902
Gently.

533
00:32:49,904 --> 00:32:50,939
Like this.

534
00:32:52,139 --> 00:32:53,240
Yeah.

535
00:33:02,182 --> 00:33:04,384
[serene music]

536
00:33:06,554 --> 00:33:08,957
Oh, fucking fuck, fuck,
that hurts!

537
00:33:09,089 --> 00:33:11,926
I'm sorry. I'm just doing
what Dr. Kind said.

538
00:33:12,059 --> 00:33:15,262
Change, clean,
bandage every six hours.

539
00:33:15,395 --> 00:33:17,297
Oh, you're not cleaning it,
you're killing me.

540
00:33:17,431 --> 00:33:20,367
-Oh, stop it, you big baby!
-[winces, groans]

541
00:33:20,501 --> 00:33:21,669
The wound burns.

542
00:33:22,202 --> 00:33:23,505
The peroxide burns.

543
00:33:23,638 --> 00:33:24,706
It cleans the wound

544
00:33:24,839 --> 00:33:26,908
so it doesn't get infected.

545
00:33:27,074 --> 00:33:28,442
Oh, please stop.

546
00:33:29,109 --> 00:33:30,545
You're torturing me.

547
00:33:31,646 --> 00:33:33,113
What's up, family?

548
00:33:33,882 --> 00:33:37,417
Nick, you okay? I, uh, heard you
got shot and stabbed and shit.

549
00:33:37,552 --> 00:33:40,254
Hey, son, uh, friendly fire!

550
00:33:40,387 --> 00:33:42,222
Wait! [grunts]

551
00:33:42,356 --> 00:33:43,390
Chip!

552
00:33:45,092 --> 00:33:46,928
-Yeah?
-[sighs]

553
00:33:47,996 --> 00:33:49,998
Fucker broke in here last night.

554
00:33:52,901 --> 00:33:54,468
Was a real pro.

555
00:33:54,602 --> 00:33:55,870
No.

556
00:33:56,004 --> 00:33:57,104
Yeah.

557
00:33:57,639 --> 00:33:58,673
He, uh,

558
00:33:59,206 --> 00:34:01,475
threw a kitchen knife
in the dark,

559
00:34:01,609 --> 00:34:02,810
dead on target,

560
00:34:03,745 --> 00:34:05,513
hitting me in the shoulder.

561
00:34:05,647 --> 00:34:08,181
-Fuckers.
-No!

562
00:34:08,315 --> 00:34:10,785
It was just one guy, Chip.

563
00:34:11,586 --> 00:34:13,220
That's the crazy part.

564
00:34:14,022 --> 00:34:15,023
One?

565
00:34:15,757 --> 00:34:17,124
You're certain?

566
00:34:17,190 --> 00:34:18,458
Yeah.

567
00:34:18,593 --> 00:34:20,762
And I'm no pussy
when it comes to combat, Chip.

568
00:34:21,863 --> 00:34:22,897
Experience?

569
00:34:23,998 --> 00:34:24,999
Yeah.

570
00:34:25,633 --> 00:34:29,303
This fucker's break-in had
the feel of years of experience.

571
00:34:31,005 --> 00:34:33,041
Experience is
the best teacher, right?

572
00:34:34,509 --> 00:34:37,579
Hey, where did
you get that painting, <i>Hell?</i>

573
00:34:38,145 --> 00:34:39,013
<i>Hell?</i>

574
00:34:40,748 --> 00:34:42,316
I got that at Sotheby's.

575
00:34:43,317 --> 00:34:44,986
It's an auction house.

576
00:34:45,587 --> 00:34:46,821
Pretty great, isn't it?

577
00:34:47,622 --> 00:34:48,856
Great frame, too.

578
00:34:49,757 --> 00:34:51,191
Scary, isn't it?

579
00:34:52,326 --> 00:34:53,493
Anyway...

580
00:34:54,896 --> 00:34:55,830
...could you...

581
00:34:56,731 --> 00:34:58,866
...fix the lock
on the back door?

582
00:34:59,867 --> 00:35:01,268
See, that's how he got in.

583
00:35:02,637 --> 00:35:06,373
We have, uh, an alarm on
the front door, but somehow...

584
00:35:07,575 --> 00:35:08,843
...the perp knew that.

585
00:35:10,177 --> 00:35:11,713
-Huh.
-So, anyway,

586
00:35:11,846 --> 00:35:14,181
we need to double-lock
the back door

587
00:35:14,281 --> 00:35:15,717
and get a camera mounted.

588
00:35:16,784 --> 00:35:18,385
Now I'm a little banged up.

589
00:35:20,253 --> 00:35:21,221
You mind?

590
00:35:24,525 --> 00:35:25,526
Of course.

591
00:35:33,635 --> 00:35:34,736
[sighs softly]

592
00:35:34,869 --> 00:35:37,538
[birds chirping]

593
00:35:37,672 --> 00:35:38,973
[Chip]
Hand me the bigger bit.

594
00:35:39,941 --> 00:35:42,510
-What size?
-[Chip] Not the biggest,
the second biggest.

595
00:35:48,016 --> 00:35:49,517
[both moan]

596
00:35:49,651 --> 00:35:51,886
-[glass shatters]
-[yelps] Fuck!

597
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:53,588
[exhales]

598
00:35:55,089 --> 00:35:55,957
[groans]

599
00:35:56,691 --> 00:35:57,759
Hey, you kids.

600
00:35:58,392 --> 00:36:02,362
Why don't you, uh, take a break,
come on up, have a cold drink?

601
00:36:07,234 --> 00:36:10,571
-[Laura] Honey,
what happened to your hand?
-Oh, uh...

602
00:36:11,139 --> 00:36:12,573
-You're bleeding.
-It's a little-- No.
[laughs, stutters]

603
00:36:12,707 --> 00:36:14,575
I was just cleaning and...
It's nothing.

604
00:36:14,709 --> 00:36:16,376
Are you okay? You need stitches?

605
00:36:16,511 --> 00:36:18,980
[Nick]
Stitches? Me? [laughs]

606
00:36:19,113 --> 00:36:23,250
But I'll tell you something,
Chip, that, that bullet
that grazed my ass...

607
00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:24,886
-Yeah?
-Winchester cartridge,

608
00:36:25,019 --> 00:36:26,486
eleven and a half millimeters
in diameter.

609
00:36:26,621 --> 00:36:29,657
Now, that, could fuck a guy up.

610
00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:32,259
What's weird is
your own wife did it.

611
00:36:32,392 --> 00:36:34,162
-[laughs]
-Friendly fire, son.

612
00:36:35,129 --> 00:36:39,499
I've seen it in the jungle,
the, the deserts, city streets.

613
00:36:40,134 --> 00:36:41,135
War.

614
00:36:42,469 --> 00:36:46,273
It's the single most terrible
thing in the world, Chip.

615
00:36:47,008 --> 00:36:50,545
People start wars to pretend
they're brave or courageous.

616
00:36:52,113 --> 00:36:54,115
But you know
the worst thing about it, Chip?

617
00:36:55,783 --> 00:36:56,818
It's fake.

618
00:36:58,186 --> 00:37:00,420
It's a colossal fake of fakes,

619
00:37:01,288 --> 00:37:04,491
in which whole nations indulge,
secretly hoping

620
00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:09,296
it will give them, them beauty
or courage they do not possess.

621
00:37:09,362 --> 00:37:10,430
War...

622
00:37:11,398 --> 00:37:12,900
...what is it good for?

623
00:37:15,402 --> 00:37:18,405
Honey, I'm going to run
into town and pick up
something new to wear.

624
00:37:19,107 --> 00:37:21,943
-Oh.
-All this manual labor
just isn't for me.

625
00:37:22,076 --> 00:37:24,444
You already have
so many clothes, we need
a new dresser to put them in.

626
00:37:24,579 --> 00:37:26,013
And shoes.

627
00:37:26,814 --> 00:37:30,017
Well, a woman can never have
enough shoes or lingerie.

628
00:37:30,618 --> 00:37:31,719
Right, boys?

629
00:37:31,853 --> 00:37:32,987
Lingerie?

630
00:37:33,955 --> 00:37:35,322
You look so hot.

631
00:37:36,657 --> 00:37:37,759
Thank you, Chip.

632
00:37:40,695 --> 00:37:42,096
Whoa.

633
00:37:44,198 --> 00:37:45,900
I can't breathe watching.

634
00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:49,737
Well, maybe
if you're a lucky man,
you'll get to see more later.

635
00:37:49,871 --> 00:37:50,905
Maybe.

636
00:37:51,706 --> 00:37:53,473
But I am dominant.

637
00:37:53,608 --> 00:37:55,810
I decide what goes on
and when it goes on,

638
00:37:55,943 --> 00:37:59,213
and I decide what
your participation is. Okay?

639
00:37:59,981 --> 00:38:01,015
Sure.

640
00:38:01,983 --> 00:38:03,416
You're the boss.

641
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,722
I'm going
to leave you boys to it.

642
00:38:07,855 --> 00:38:10,725
I'm just going to shop
and cheer myself up.

643
00:38:12,425 --> 00:38:14,195
I want to get something special.

644
00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:20,500
["Broken" by Thomas G. Waites]

645
00:38:27,108 --> 00:38:28,375
[music ends abruptly]

646
00:38:33,648 --> 00:38:37,585
She is like a walking,
breathing, moving piece of art.

647
00:38:37,718 --> 00:38:39,120
Want to wrestle for her?

648
00:38:39,253 --> 00:38:40,221
What?

649
00:38:41,622 --> 00:38:42,957
Dude, I don't want to hurt you.

650
00:38:43,090 --> 00:38:44,759
I'll take my chances.

651
00:38:45,726 --> 00:38:47,762
["Broken"
by Thomas G. Waites resumes]

652
00:38:55,435 --> 00:38:58,539
<i>♪ Broken girl</i>
<i>She left her toy down ♪</i>

653
00:38:58,673 --> 00:39:01,509
<i>♪ In Allentown, PA ♪</i>

654
00:39:01,642 --> 00:39:03,476
[vocalizing]

655
00:39:03,611 --> 00:39:07,114
<i>♪ Broken girl</i>
<i>She scream real loud ♪</i>

656
00:39:07,248 --> 00:39:10,251
<i>♪ 'Cause she finally found ♪</i>

657
00:39:10,417 --> 00:39:13,187
<i>♪ A new friend ♪</i>

658
00:39:13,321 --> 00:39:15,990
[vocalizing]

659
00:39:16,123 --> 00:39:19,426
<i>♪ Broken girl</i>
<i>She threw a fit ♪</i>

660
00:39:19,492 --> 00:39:23,731
<i>-♪ Slipped past Parsippany ♪</i>
-[vocalizing]

661
00:39:23,865 --> 00:39:27,768
<i>-♪ Then one night, she grew up ♪</i>
-[Nick groans]

662
00:39:27,902 --> 00:39:34,775
<i>♪ Became one fine, young lady ♪</i>

663
00:39:34,909 --> 00:39:36,744
-[laughs, grunts]
-[grunts]

664
00:39:36,878 --> 00:39:40,781
<i>♪ Broken things</i>
<i>They get repaired ♪</i>

665
00:39:40,915 --> 00:39:43,651
-[Nick pants, groans]
<i>-♪ Broken hearts</i>
<i>are everywhere ♪</i>

666
00:39:43,784 --> 00:39:47,788
<i>♪ And broken people</i>
<i>seem to care... ♪</i>

667
00:39:47,922 --> 00:39:50,691
-[yelling in pain]
-Tap! Tap!

668
00:39:50,825 --> 00:39:54,595
-Tap, motherfucker!
-[groaning]

669
00:39:54,729 --> 00:39:56,097
[sighs]

670
00:39:58,498 --> 00:40:00,167
[pants]

671
00:40:08,042 --> 00:40:10,111
Buddha sat by the lake...

672
00:40:11,411 --> 00:40:13,614
...eating one grain of rice
each day

673
00:40:13,748 --> 00:40:17,151
for some say four years,
some say three...

674
00:40:18,119 --> 00:40:22,690
But you know
what he learned in that long,
lonely, meditative time?

675
00:40:23,925 --> 00:40:24,859
What's that?

676
00:40:25,860 --> 00:40:26,894
That life...

677
00:40:28,062 --> 00:40:29,730
...is fucked.

678
00:40:31,632 --> 00:40:33,067
Nothing stays the same.

679
00:40:34,368 --> 00:40:37,772
I mean, it, it's, uh,
transient or temporary.

680
00:40:37,905 --> 00:40:42,143
Not one single thing
stays the same, ever!

681
00:40:42,276 --> 00:40:45,146
[reflexive music]

682
00:40:45,279 --> 00:40:47,014
And of the four noble truths...

683
00:40:47,982 --> 00:40:50,418
...the first one, suffering.

684
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,055
-Is that right?
-Want to know
what the second one is?

685
00:40:56,757 --> 00:40:57,825
Desire.

686
00:40:59,961 --> 00:41:01,062
I'll drink to that.

687
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,337
Keep your gun clean
and your dick hard, and life
will be all right, Chip.

688
00:41:11,005 --> 00:41:12,707
You don't mind
I took another beer, do you?

689
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,976
[soft tense music]

690
00:41:18,612 --> 00:41:19,547
Nah.

691
00:41:21,048 --> 00:41:23,584
I figured I fucked your wife,
I might as well drink your beer.

692
00:41:27,855 --> 00:41:30,091
[both laugh]

693
00:41:32,426 --> 00:41:33,861
-You know what?
-[laughs]

694
00:41:33,995 --> 00:41:36,564
Maybe we should pull out
our dicks to see who's bigger.

695
00:41:37,198 --> 00:41:38,899
But I warn you,
I can fuck for hours.

696
00:41:39,033 --> 00:41:42,870
-I may seem normal.
-No, you don't seem normal

697
00:41:43,571 --> 00:41:44,672
at all.

698
00:41:45,406 --> 00:41:47,575
And I'm not playing swords
with our cocks.

699
00:41:48,009 --> 00:41:49,577
I don't want to embarrass you.

700
00:41:49,677 --> 00:41:50,611
I wasn't going to...

701
00:41:51,579 --> 00:41:53,314
...pull it out here.
The neighbors...

702
00:41:55,282 --> 00:41:56,584
But I promise you...

703
00:41:58,052 --> 00:42:01,055
...if I do get to see you fuck
Laura and I pray that I do...

704
00:42:02,156 --> 00:42:03,958
...it will drive me wild.

705
00:42:05,893 --> 00:42:07,695
It brings us closer together.

706
00:42:09,163 --> 00:42:10,064
Can you understand that?

707
00:42:13,801 --> 00:42:14,835
We'll see.

708
00:42:15,836 --> 00:42:16,871
Got to think about it.

709
00:42:19,707 --> 00:42:20,975
Till then, like...

710
00:42:21,609 --> 00:42:22,710
Friends, right?

711
00:42:23,344 --> 00:42:25,312
Yeah, friends.

712
00:42:26,781 --> 00:42:28,449
They say to get a good friend,

713
00:42:29,050 --> 00:42:31,385
-you got to be a good friend.
-Is that right?

714
00:42:33,454 --> 00:42:34,523
I hope so.

715
00:42:35,990 --> 00:42:38,259
[soft melancholy music]

716
00:42:39,927 --> 00:42:40,861
[inhales deeply]

717
00:42:41,362 --> 00:42:42,897
See, I...

718
00:42:43,030 --> 00:42:44,298
[cries] I know
this sounds weird,

719
00:42:44,432 --> 00:42:46,000
and I feel weird
saying it, but...

720
00:42:46,133 --> 00:42:48,369
[sniffles] I've always...

721
00:42:50,137 --> 00:42:52,039
Okay, it sounds weird. Uh...

722
00:42:52,173 --> 00:42:53,240
What is it, dude?

723
00:42:55,910 --> 00:42:57,512
It felt too much.

724
00:43:06,654 --> 00:43:08,489
[sighing]

725
00:43:11,859 --> 00:43:13,427
You've got one hot wife, though.

726
00:43:13,562 --> 00:43:16,697
Oh. [sniffles] And she's
really sweet, too. I mean...

727
00:43:18,099 --> 00:43:19,667
You don't know. I mean...

728
00:43:21,902 --> 00:43:26,140
She writes me little messages
in the morning and...

729
00:43:27,441 --> 00:43:30,811
...buys me little presents,
when life gets me down and...

730
00:43:30,945 --> 00:43:32,113
I can imagine.

731
00:43:34,148 --> 00:43:37,718
And if you find a woman
that swallows, Chip, marry her.

732
00:43:39,220 --> 00:43:40,421
[laughs]

733
00:43:40,555 --> 00:43:42,690
[both laughing]

734
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,229
["Laura's Theme"
by Thomas G. Waites]

735
00:43:48,362 --> 00:43:51,966
<i>♪ Laura ♪</i>

736
00:43:52,099 --> 00:43:55,369
<i>♪ Where have you gone? ♪</i>

737
00:43:55,504 --> 00:43:58,305
<i>♪ Where have you gone, Laura? ♪</i>

738
00:43:58,439 --> 00:44:02,343
<i>♪ Goodbye, Laura, goodbye ♪</i>

739
00:44:02,476 --> 00:44:06,080
<i>♪ Will I ever know why? ♪</i>

740
00:44:06,213 --> 00:44:09,350
<i>♪ Will I ever know why? ♪</i>

741
00:44:18,225 --> 00:44:20,327
Holy fuck!

742
00:44:20,461 --> 00:44:21,762
[chuckles] What?

743
00:44:23,632 --> 00:44:24,765
Where are you going?

744
00:44:25,567 --> 00:44:27,468
You know exactly
where I'm going.

745
00:44:29,069 --> 00:44:31,540
-Can I come?
-No, not yet.

746
00:44:32,740 --> 00:44:34,842
He wants me alone first.

747
00:44:35,809 --> 00:44:39,213
And then, <i>if</i> he says it's okay,

748
00:44:39,346 --> 00:44:42,416
you can come in
and watch what he does to me.

749
00:44:42,551 --> 00:44:43,784
Oh, I'd like that.

750
00:44:45,319 --> 00:44:46,954
Can I have a kiss
before you go in?

751
00:44:50,559 --> 00:44:54,128
<i>♪ Laura ♪</i>

752
00:44:54,261 --> 00:44:57,498
<i>♪ Where have you gone? ♪</i>

753
00:44:57,632 --> 00:45:00,000
<i>♪ Where have you gone, Laura? ♪</i>

754
00:45:00,134 --> 00:45:03,605
<i>♪ Goodbye, Laura, goodbye ♪</i>

755
00:45:03,771 --> 00:45:04,639
Have fun.

756
00:45:04,772 --> 00:45:09,310
<i>♪ I still see me in your eyes ♪</i>

757
00:45:09,877 --> 00:45:12,913
["If We Fall In Love"
by Cassandra Kubinski]

758
00:45:23,658 --> 00:45:25,826
<i>♪ Oh, the shame ♪</i>

759
00:45:26,794 --> 00:45:29,897
<i>-♪ The shame of</i> [indistinct] <i>♪</i>
-[both moaning]

760
00:45:30,030 --> 00:45:33,133
<i>♪ Is not as bad ♪</i>

761
00:45:33,867 --> 00:45:37,204
<i>♪ As the game of fronts ♪</i>

762
00:45:37,338 --> 00:45:43,110
<i>♪ And if you hear the sound ♪</i>

763
00:45:43,844 --> 00:45:46,814
<i>♪ It's my heart pounding ♪</i>

764
00:45:47,549 --> 00:45:50,084
<i>♪ Strike my heart ♪</i>

765
00:45:50,217 --> 00:45:53,354
<i>♪ If we fall in love ♪</i>

766
00:45:54,421 --> 00:45:57,324
<i>♪ If we fall in love ♪</i>

767
00:45:57,458 --> 00:45:59,460
-[both moaning]
<i>-♪ If we fall in love ♪</i>

768
00:45:59,594 --> 00:46:01,061
I want you to suck me off
like last time.

769
00:46:01,195 --> 00:46:03,330
[Ahhh. Gladly]

770
00:46:04,865 --> 00:46:08,068
-[sighs]
<i>-♪ Well, it's time ♪</i>

771
00:46:09,069 --> 00:46:11,272
<i>♪ Time for me ♪</i>

772
00:46:12,072 --> 00:46:15,843
<i>-♪ To finally feel ♪</i>
-[exhales deeply]

773
00:46:15,943 --> 00:46:18,546
-[panting, moans]
-[indistinct muffled chatter]

774
00:46:20,848 --> 00:46:23,150
-[Laura] Just give it to me now!
-You like to fuck, yeah?

775
00:46:23,284 --> 00:46:25,052
[all moaning]

776
00:46:25,986 --> 00:46:29,123
-Just keep fucking me,
oh, my God!
-[grunting] Yeah?

777
00:46:29,256 --> 00:46:31,458
-[grunts] Yeah.
-[Laura] Are you close?

778
00:46:31,593 --> 00:46:33,894
-[Chip] Yeah, you?
-[Laura] Let's cum together.

779
00:46:34,028 --> 00:46:34,995
[Chip]
Ladies first.

780
00:46:35,129 --> 00:46:37,931
[Laura, Chip moaning loudly]

781
00:46:42,936 --> 00:46:43,871
[Chip laughs]

782
00:46:47,609 --> 00:46:50,311
<i>♪ If we fall in love ♪</i>

783
00:46:50,978 --> 00:46:53,581
<i>♪ If we fall in love ♪</i>

784
00:46:54,448 --> 00:46:57,184
<i>♪ If we fall in love ♪</i>

785
00:46:58,385 --> 00:46:59,887
Look, I got to get out of here.

786
00:47:00,888 --> 00:47:03,490
[scoffs] You have two
different color socks on.

787
00:47:04,091 --> 00:47:05,627
That's... What?

788
00:47:07,629 --> 00:47:08,996
I got you a little present.

789
00:47:25,045 --> 00:47:26,980
[chuckles]

790
00:47:44,532 --> 00:47:45,533
It's, uh...

791
00:47:46,701 --> 00:47:47,935
It's very kind of you.

792
00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:55,342
Hey.

793
00:47:57,044 --> 00:47:59,279
Kiss me once more
just like the last time.

794
00:48:05,085 --> 00:48:07,388
["Laura's Theme"
by Cassandra Kubinski]

795
00:48:13,293 --> 00:48:16,263
<i>♪ Marry my father ♪</i>

796
00:48:17,331 --> 00:48:20,401
<i>♪ Look like my mother ♪</i>

797
00:48:21,268 --> 00:48:24,438
<i>♪ Sun is sinking slowly ♪</i>

798
00:48:25,038 --> 00:48:28,976
<i>♪ Somewhere west</i>
<i>of Jersey land ♪</i>

799
00:48:35,683 --> 00:48:38,986
<i>♪ Singing in the shower ♪</i>

800
00:48:39,621 --> 00:48:43,525
<i>♪ What is a woman's power? ♪</i>

801
00:48:43,658 --> 00:48:47,361
<i>-♪ Every minute of every hour ♪</i>
-[inaudible]

802
00:48:47,494 --> 00:48:52,065
<i>♪ He haunts me in my dreams ♪</i>

803
00:48:52,199 --> 00:48:55,068
<i>♪ Consumed by fire ♪</i>

804
00:48:56,203 --> 00:48:59,774
<i>♪ Passion, heat and desire ♪</i>

805
00:48:59,908 --> 00:49:04,311
<i>♪ What are these voices ♪</i>

806
00:49:04,445 --> 00:49:07,582
<i>♪ Voices in my head ♪</i>

807
00:49:08,081 --> 00:49:12,887
<i>♪ I've got voices in my head ♪</i>

808
00:49:14,923 --> 00:49:18,459
<i>♪ Good bye ♪</i>

809
00:49:18,593 --> 00:49:22,764
<i>♪ Two words that make me cry ♪</i>

810
00:49:22,897 --> 00:49:26,500
<i>♪ Oh, I wonder why ♪</i>

811
00:49:26,634 --> 00:49:30,572
<i>♪ I'm never gonna say goodbye ♪</i>

812
00:49:30,705 --> 00:49:34,576
<i>♪ It's great to be alive ♪</i>

813
00:49:34,709 --> 00:49:39,046
<i>♪ I'm never gonna say goodbye ♪</i>

814
00:49:39,179 --> 00:49:46,186
<i>♪ Never gonna say ♪</i>

815
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:53,561
<i>♪ Goodbye ♪</i>

816
00:49:55,563 --> 00:49:58,766
<i>♪ Married to the devil ♪</i>

817
00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:02,837
<i>♪ Changes shapes like an angel ♪</i>

818
00:50:03,505 --> 00:50:06,708
<i>♪ He knows</i>
<i>he's something special ♪</i>

819
00:50:07,274 --> 00:50:11,880
<i>♪ It's why he haunts me</i>
<i>in my dreams ♪</i>

820
00:50:15,717 --> 00:50:18,418
[door opens, closes]

821
00:50:19,687 --> 00:50:20,788
How was it?

822
00:50:21,856 --> 00:50:22,924
It was all right.

823
00:50:23,090 --> 00:50:24,258
[chuckles]

824
00:50:24,391 --> 00:50:25,760
Just all right?

825
00:50:25,894 --> 00:50:28,095
[scoffs] Yeah, it was all right.

826
00:50:30,798 --> 00:50:32,199
[chuckles] No, it was...

827
00:50:32,767 --> 00:50:35,168
It was fun. I enjoyed it.
It's just...

828
00:50:35,770 --> 00:50:37,304
What? I mean, it sure...

829
00:50:38,138 --> 00:50:39,574
...sounded like
you had a good time.

830
00:50:39,707 --> 00:50:41,509
[sighs] I'm new to this, okay?

831
00:50:42,844 --> 00:50:46,848
I enjoyed it,
but I'm a married woman.

832
00:50:46,981 --> 00:50:48,883
What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?

833
00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:52,386
Some tradition
from the Middle Ages

834
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,790
invented by the Catholic Church
to keep power over people?
I mean, that...

835
00:50:57,424 --> 00:51:00,427
That's not today's world.
I mean, it's...

836
00:51:01,930 --> 00:51:04,164
How many miserable people
are married?

837
00:51:04,298 --> 00:51:07,702
Stay married for what?
Tax breaks? I mean, fuck that.

838
00:51:07,835 --> 00:51:10,638
I, I know, but we got married
in a church. Okay? And I just...

839
00:51:10,772 --> 00:51:13,875
I keep hearing my mother's voice
play over and over in my head.

840
00:51:14,374 --> 00:51:15,843
What if she knew
what I was doing?

841
00:51:16,376 --> 00:51:18,780
Another man, having sex
with him and...

842
00:51:18,913 --> 00:51:20,447
[chuckles]

843
00:51:20,582 --> 00:51:21,916
[chuckling] Your mother?

844
00:51:22,050 --> 00:51:24,852
Do not mention her weight.

845
00:51:24,986 --> 00:51:28,155
I, I won't. I, I... [chuckles]

846
00:51:28,288 --> 00:51:29,958
I just, I just, I keep
hearing her voice in my head

847
00:51:30,157 --> 00:51:31,893
and, and I feel guilty,
okay? I--

848
00:51:32,026 --> 00:51:34,062
-Guilt, guilt would be if...
-[sighs]

849
00:51:34,194 --> 00:51:36,764
...if you did something wrong
or you were harming someone,

850
00:51:36,898 --> 00:51:39,399
but we're all
consenting adults here.

851
00:51:39,534 --> 00:51:40,568
And...

852
00:51:41,803 --> 00:51:43,203
...I don't mind.

853
00:51:43,337 --> 00:51:45,039
You don't understand.

854
00:51:45,172 --> 00:51:46,641
Well, honey...

855
00:51:49,176 --> 00:51:51,345
What can I do to understand?
Explain this to me.

856
00:51:51,478 --> 00:51:55,049
I mean, we both
want the same things.

857
00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:59,087
And... it isn't a moral issue.

858
00:51:59,654 --> 00:52:01,188
What is it, then?

859
00:52:01,756 --> 00:52:03,423
It's sex.

860
00:52:03,558 --> 00:52:04,959
It's complex, it's...

861
00:52:05,093 --> 00:52:07,194
O-- One size doesn't fit all.

862
00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:08,796
Just because one person...

863
00:52:09,931 --> 00:52:11,899
...is into something,
as long as...

864
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,670
...children and animals
aren't involved... [chuckles]

865
00:52:15,803 --> 00:52:17,972
...and I mean, I mean,
no one gets hurt...

866
00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:20,273
...what's the problem?

867
00:52:20,407 --> 00:52:21,542
[scoffs] How do you know?

868
00:52:22,110 --> 00:52:23,111
What?

869
00:52:25,546 --> 00:52:26,648
Nothing.

870
00:52:27,982 --> 00:52:29,017
Never mind.

871
00:52:31,119 --> 00:52:32,352
Was he good?

872
00:52:33,487 --> 00:52:35,723
-Good?
-[both laugh]

873
00:52:37,224 --> 00:52:38,926
He was the best lover
I ever had.

874
00:52:39,927 --> 00:52:41,629
I mean, I still love you, but...

875
00:52:44,231 --> 00:52:45,566
...he was, um...

876
00:52:46,868 --> 00:52:50,370
I'm getting overheated
just thinking about it.
I'm going to do some yoga.

877
00:52:53,975 --> 00:52:56,343
I was getting so turned on...

878
00:52:57,912 --> 00:52:59,413
...listening at the door.
I mean, honey,

879
00:52:59,547 --> 00:53:01,415
he made you come so many times.

880
00:53:02,249 --> 00:53:03,718
It was, uh...

881
00:53:05,086 --> 00:53:06,688
...exhilarating for me.

882
00:53:07,588 --> 00:53:09,356
I mean, when is a person happier
than when they're--

883
00:53:09,489 --> 00:53:11,592
When they're getting fucked,
I know.

884
00:53:11,726 --> 00:53:13,460
Well, let me tell you.

885
00:53:14,494 --> 00:53:17,965
He fucked me so good, so hard...

886
00:53:19,433 --> 00:53:21,301
...I nearly lost myself.

887
00:53:22,269 --> 00:53:23,671
God, what happened?

888
00:53:24,337 --> 00:53:26,107
Tell me. I'm dying here.

889
00:53:26,273 --> 00:53:27,274
Well...

890
00:53:28,142 --> 00:53:31,445
...he has a lot of experience,
let me tell you.

891
00:53:32,513 --> 00:53:34,281
Oh, my God, I'm so turned on.

892
00:53:36,584 --> 00:53:38,886
I, I haven't come yet. I...

893
00:53:39,887 --> 00:53:41,656
I was so close.

894
00:53:43,958 --> 00:53:45,159
I'm overheating.

895
00:53:45,292 --> 00:53:46,961
Oh, poor baby.

896
00:53:47,095 --> 00:53:48,563
You know what that means.

897
00:53:49,097 --> 00:53:50,397
-You need to come.
-Ow!

898
00:53:50,531 --> 00:53:52,332
-Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-Oh, no, it's okay.

899
00:53:52,466 --> 00:53:53,534
It's okay. All right.

900
00:53:53,668 --> 00:53:56,170
[grunts, exhales]

901
00:54:00,842 --> 00:54:02,176
[Nick moans]

902
00:54:03,310 --> 00:54:05,947
[doorbell rings
playing distorted music]

903
00:54:08,348 --> 00:54:10,350
What the fuck is that?

904
00:54:10,484 --> 00:54:11,886
It's our broken doorbell

905
00:54:14,488 --> 00:54:15,857
Are we expecting someone?

906
00:54:15,990 --> 00:54:18,025
[whimsical Italian music]

907
00:54:21,929 --> 00:54:24,932
-[doorbell rings
playing distorted music]
-[Nick grumbling]

908
00:54:27,568 --> 00:54:28,603
Hi there.

909
00:54:29,537 --> 00:54:31,471
[Nick]
Hi, friend.
What can we do for you?

910
00:54:31,606 --> 00:54:32,974
I work for
your insurance company.

911
00:54:33,107 --> 00:54:34,642
I understand
you've had a break in here.

912
00:54:34,776 --> 00:54:36,911
I'm going to need
to assess the damages.

913
00:54:40,114 --> 00:54:41,182
Come in.

914
00:54:42,183 --> 00:54:43,618
[groans]

915
00:54:48,488 --> 00:54:49,489
[door slams]

916
00:54:50,758 --> 00:54:52,827
I'm Nick. Nick Gates.

917
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,930
-You are?
-Vinny. Vinny Rigatoni.

918
00:54:56,063 --> 00:54:59,100
Ha-ha, don't laugh. I've been
getting ribbed my whole life.

919
00:54:59,233 --> 00:55:01,769
Vinny, are you al dente
or just a wet noodle?

920
00:55:01,903 --> 00:55:04,906
[laughs] You know
how cruel kids can be, huh?

921
00:55:05,673 --> 00:55:07,208
Come in, Mr. Rigatoni?

922
00:55:07,374 --> 00:55:10,178
-Can I get you something to eat?
-What, like pasta?

923
00:55:10,377 --> 00:55:11,846
[laughing]

924
00:55:11,979 --> 00:55:14,215
-You're funny, Vinny.
-Um...

925
00:55:14,381 --> 00:55:17,384
-Isn't he funny, honey?
-Um, thank you. Uh...

926
00:55:17,852 --> 00:55:20,387
Do you mind if I examine
the damaged property?

927
00:55:20,453 --> 00:55:22,623
Oh. Well, it's nothing.

928
00:55:22,757 --> 00:55:25,960
Just some silverware
and, uh, some napkins.

929
00:55:26,093 --> 00:55:29,997
Some frozen chicken, beef.
A lot of beef.

930
00:55:30,131 --> 00:55:34,001
-A thief, a hungry thief.
He almost got this.
-[chuckles]

931
00:55:34,135 --> 00:55:36,537
But my big, brave husband
saved the day.

932
00:55:36,671 --> 00:55:38,973
-Didn't you, honey?
-Oh, shucks, I'm, uh--

933
00:55:39,106 --> 00:55:41,142
Big brave hero,
that's what you are.

934
00:55:41,275 --> 00:55:42,877
And all mine.

935
00:55:43,878 --> 00:55:45,246
[Vinny]
That's a Bosch.

936
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,682
It's amazing.

937
00:55:49,517 --> 00:55:52,920
[clicks tongue] Oh, but the--
I see blood on the rug.

938
00:55:53,054 --> 00:55:55,056
[clicks tongue]
It's a nice rug, too.

939
00:55:55,957 --> 00:55:57,424
What do you expect
the cost to be?

940
00:55:57,558 --> 00:55:59,760
I don't know. Uh, 10,000 maybe.

941
00:55:59,894 --> 00:56:01,494
Ten thousand?

942
00:56:02,163 --> 00:56:04,832
-New?
-That is new, yeah.

943
00:56:05,498 --> 00:56:08,703
-How long have you had it?
-Oh, a year or so.

944
00:56:08,836 --> 00:56:12,139
[chuckles] Oh. It's not
exactly new, then, is it?

945
00:56:12,273 --> 00:56:13,541
Unsullied.

946
00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:15,442
Untarnished, you mean.

947
00:56:16,077 --> 00:56:17,879
The rug. Yeah.

948
00:56:18,012 --> 00:56:21,015
All right,
we could say it was new.

949
00:56:22,283 --> 00:56:24,451
Do you mind if I, uh,
look around a little?

950
00:56:24,552 --> 00:56:26,988
Oh, no. Please, go ahead.

951
00:56:27,121 --> 00:56:30,358
He took a few knives,
a lot of food.

952
00:56:31,259 --> 00:56:32,560
Must have been hungry.

953
00:56:33,194 --> 00:56:34,295
Poor guy.

954
00:56:34,461 --> 00:56:35,763
How you know it was a guy?

955
00:56:35,897 --> 00:56:37,565
I don't know. Just guessed.

956
00:56:38,065 --> 00:56:39,667
It was scary.

957
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:43,204
Hmm. Well, [sighs] I guess
you can't be too--

958
00:56:43,337 --> 00:56:46,473
[wheezes, coughs]

959
00:56:46,607 --> 00:56:49,476
You can't be too careful
these days, can you?

960
00:56:50,177 --> 00:56:51,145
Honey...

961
00:56:52,313 --> 00:56:54,481
...I have to go upstairs,
will you, uh...

962
00:56:55,482 --> 00:56:57,118
...take care of Mr. Rigatoni?

963
00:56:57,251 --> 00:56:59,253
Vinny. Please.

964
00:57:00,655 --> 00:57:01,722
Vinny.

965
00:57:03,691 --> 00:57:05,593
Could I have a word with you
for a minute?

966
00:57:06,928 --> 00:57:09,297
[exhales]

967
00:57:12,934 --> 00:57:13,968
[grunts]

968
00:57:19,307 --> 00:57:20,374
[Nick]
So what do you think?

969
00:57:20,508 --> 00:57:22,043
-About what?
-Vinny.

970
00:57:23,344 --> 00:57:26,147
He's not bad looking.
They say Italian men
make the best lovers.

971
00:57:26,781 --> 00:57:30,518
-What do you think I am?
-Would, would you keep
your voice down? Shh!

972
00:57:31,152 --> 00:57:34,121
I'm just saying, in case things
get too crazy with Chip

973
00:57:34,255 --> 00:57:36,257
or they don't work out,
we have a backup plan.

974
00:57:36,390 --> 00:57:37,525
A backup plan?

975
00:57:37,625 --> 00:57:39,527
Nick, this has
really gone too far.

976
00:57:39,593 --> 00:57:40,861
Where is it going to end?

977
00:57:40,995 --> 00:57:43,597
Just... flirt with him.

978
00:57:43,731 --> 00:57:45,132
I'll go upstairs...

979
00:57:46,233 --> 00:57:48,069
Just see.

980
00:57:48,202 --> 00:57:50,037
He's not really my type, but...

981
00:57:50,604 --> 00:57:51,806
I'll go upstairs.

982
00:57:51,939 --> 00:57:54,675
-My God, you are
really obsessed!
-I guess.

983
00:57:55,176 --> 00:57:57,712
But, man, am I turned on.
I've been turned on all day.

984
00:57:57,845 --> 00:58:00,147
[whimsical Italian music]

985
00:58:04,018 --> 00:58:06,220
Can I get you something
to drink, Mr. Rigatoni?

986
00:58:06,354 --> 00:58:08,189
Vinny. Vinny's fine.

987
00:58:08,322 --> 00:58:10,024
Uh, no. Uh...

988
00:58:11,959 --> 00:58:15,329
-What do you got?
-I have Faith American.

989
00:58:15,463 --> 00:58:17,898
It's a type of beer
brewed upstate New York.

990
00:58:18,866 --> 00:58:22,236
Yeah, I, I, I love that stuff.
That's from that, uh,

991
00:58:22,370 --> 00:58:24,739
that famous actor.
What's his name? Uh...

992
00:58:24,872 --> 00:58:27,274
Kelsey Frasier! Right? Uh...

993
00:58:27,408 --> 00:58:28,776
Kelsey...

994
00:58:29,577 --> 00:58:31,212
-Spelling.
-Grammer.

995
00:58:31,812 --> 00:58:32,847
Kelsey Grammer.

996
00:58:33,581 --> 00:58:35,483
I knew it had
something to do with school.

997
00:58:36,751 --> 00:58:39,153
Your briefcase looks like
it's about to explode.

998
00:58:39,286 --> 00:58:42,590
Oh, uh, so am I. Uh...

999
00:58:42,656 --> 00:58:44,125
Mind if I sit first?

1000
00:58:44,258 --> 00:58:45,960
[stutters]

1001
00:58:46,093 --> 00:58:48,195
Don't drink, uh, too fast or...

1002
00:58:48,329 --> 00:58:51,499
Drinking c-- [laughs nervously]

1003
00:58:51,632 --> 00:58:53,467
Drinking cold beer
can give you a headache.

1004
00:58:58,205 --> 00:59:00,608
Mm! [smacks lips]
It's good beer.

1005
00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:02,843
You drink much beer, Mrs. Gates?

1006
00:59:03,344 --> 00:59:05,312
Laura. Please.

1007
00:59:05,446 --> 00:59:08,015
And not too much. It bloats me.

1008
00:59:08,149 --> 00:59:09,683
I have to watch my figure.

1009
00:59:10,484 --> 00:59:11,485
Watch it do what?

1010
00:59:11,619 --> 00:59:12,820
I do yoga.

1011
00:59:15,524 --> 00:59:16,891
-[chuckles]
-Lots of yoga.

1012
00:59:17,024 --> 00:59:18,726
Wow, you're like freaking Gumby.

1013
00:59:18,859 --> 00:59:21,429
-Who?
-Oh, he's this
green rubber thing

1014
00:59:21,629 --> 00:59:23,532
I used to play with
when I was a kid.

1015
00:59:25,733 --> 00:59:27,234
[softly] I'm really flexible.

1016
00:59:27,368 --> 00:59:30,337
[Nick]
Hey, Vinny! You guys okay?

1017
00:59:30,471 --> 00:59:31,839
You want anything?

1018
00:59:31,972 --> 00:59:34,041
I was just showing off
for our guest.

1019
00:59:35,309 --> 00:59:37,311
-Hey, Vinny,
I got a joke for you.
-Yeah.

1020
00:59:37,445 --> 00:59:38,813
Miss Rogers.

1021
00:59:39,346 --> 00:59:43,651
"Today, class, we're going to
learn multiple syllable words.

1022
00:59:44,285 --> 00:59:48,422
Now, does anyone have an example
of a multiple syllable word?

1023
00:59:49,290 --> 00:59:51,392
Sarah, go ahead.

1024
00:59:51,892 --> 00:59:54,695
What's your example
of a multiple syllable word?"

1025
00:59:55,262 --> 00:59:57,264
And Sarah says...

1026
00:59:58,232 --> 00:59:59,667
-..."Masturbate."
-[chuckles]

1027
00:59:59,733 --> 01:00:01,969
And Miss Rogers says,

1028
01:00:02,103 --> 01:00:05,039
"Wow, that's a mouthful."

1029
01:00:05,639 --> 01:00:08,510
And Sarah says, "No.

1030
01:00:09,443 --> 01:00:13,147
You're thinking of blow job."

1031
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:16,551
-[chuckles]
My husband, the joker.
-[all laugh]

1032
01:00:16,684 --> 01:00:18,886
-I was just going. Uh...
-Oh.

1033
01:00:19,019 --> 01:00:21,155
-[can clatters]
-[laughs awkwardly]

1034
01:00:21,288 --> 01:00:23,057
That's my lunch for later.

1035
01:00:23,858 --> 01:00:26,694
So, yeah, I was, uh,
just leaving, Mr. Gates.

1036
01:00:26,827 --> 01:00:28,762
Nick. Please call me Nick.

1037
01:00:28,896 --> 01:00:32,399
Okay. Here's my card.
My cell is on the back.

1038
01:00:32,534 --> 01:00:34,768
In case you find
anything important missing--

1039
01:00:34,902 --> 01:00:38,072
-Okay, Mr. Rigatoni.
-Vinny! Vinny!

1040
01:00:38,205 --> 01:00:40,141
I thought we had
gotten past that point.

1041
01:00:40,274 --> 01:00:41,942
You're pretty slick there,
Vinny.

1042
01:00:42,476 --> 01:00:45,980
Do you like your pasta hard
or soft, Vinny?

1043
01:00:46,113 --> 01:00:47,681
You'll have to excuse
my husband.

1044
01:00:47,815 --> 01:00:49,316
He's a little... [whistles]

1045
01:00:49,450 --> 01:00:51,152
[chuckles nervously]
Yeah, I get that.

1046
01:00:51,285 --> 01:00:53,220
But he's got a hot wife,
though, so...

1047
01:00:53,354 --> 01:00:55,856
Flattery will get you
everywhere, Vinny.

1048
01:00:56,490 --> 01:00:59,693
The two worst words
in the English language.

1049
01:00:59,827 --> 01:01:01,395
-What?
-Goodbye.

1050
01:01:01,530 --> 01:01:04,098
-Is that two words?
-[sighs]

1051
01:01:05,132 --> 01:01:07,468
-I'll give you a call sometime.
-Goodbye.

1052
01:01:07,602 --> 01:01:09,803
[whimsical Italian music]

1053
01:01:15,142 --> 01:01:16,143
[chuckles nervously]

1054
01:01:18,279 --> 01:01:20,447
Oh, my God,

1055
01:01:20,582 --> 01:01:22,551
I have to have you now!

1056
01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:24,351
Right here!

1057
01:01:26,086 --> 01:01:27,254
Did he turn you on?

1058
01:01:27,788 --> 01:01:30,559
Well, actually,
he was kind of cute.

1059
01:01:31,225 --> 01:01:34,261
-Different from Chip,
though, Right?
-Different? Yeah.

1060
01:01:35,429 --> 01:01:38,332
-Big cock?
-Mm, seven inches, I'd say.

1061
01:01:39,099 --> 01:01:42,036
-How can you tell?
-A girl just knows.

1062
01:01:42,571 --> 01:01:43,605
But Chip...

1063
01:01:44,506 --> 01:01:49,376
...he is the biggest bad boy.

1064
01:01:50,144 --> 01:01:52,780
Is Chip's cock that gorgeous?

1065
01:01:53,515 --> 01:01:54,915
It's a work of art.

1066
01:01:55,049 --> 01:01:57,017
[doorbell rings
playing distorted music]

1067
01:01:57,151 --> 01:01:58,419
What the fuck?

1068
01:01:58,553 --> 01:02:00,788
[dramatic music]

1069
01:02:02,223 --> 01:02:04,391
[doorbell rings
playing distorted music]

1070
01:02:15,903 --> 01:02:17,905
[doorbell rings
playing distorted music]

1071
01:02:27,616 --> 01:02:29,651
-Oh, Jonathan!
-Laura.

1072
01:02:29,817 --> 01:02:31,952
-Jonathan.
-Oh, Laura!

1073
01:02:32,086 --> 01:02:35,155
Oh, Jonathan, it's been forever!

1074
01:02:35,289 --> 01:02:38,826
What happened here last night?
I was so worried when I read
the report this morning.

1075
01:02:39,561 --> 01:02:43,063
I don't want to alarm you,
but this is a well-fortified
lock and alarm system.

1076
01:02:43,197 --> 01:02:46,000
But it appears
your house has been targeted.

1077
01:02:46,967 --> 01:02:49,704
-But who would target us?
-I have no clue.

1078
01:02:49,837 --> 01:02:51,872
But we will find them.
Don't you worry about that.

1079
01:02:52,006 --> 01:02:54,441
I'm on top of this case
like a Canadian Mountie.

1080
01:02:54,576 --> 01:02:57,712
You can count on that
as sure as I do my salutation
to the sun each morning.

1081
01:02:57,845 --> 01:02:59,947
[chuckles] I do love you, JJ.

1082
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,915
-Really?
-Really.

1083
01:03:02,049 --> 01:03:03,851
How's your mom?
I have to get over to see her.

1084
01:03:03,984 --> 01:03:05,886
I've just been...

1085
01:03:06,854 --> 01:03:08,523
...really busy.

1086
01:03:09,356 --> 01:03:10,558
She's fine.

1087
01:03:10,692 --> 01:03:11,892
Give her my love?

1088
01:03:12,359 --> 01:03:13,927
She loves you guys.

1089
01:03:16,030 --> 01:03:18,165
-Here. She made some cookies.
-Oh.

1090
01:03:26,907 --> 01:03:28,108
JJ!

1091
01:03:28,777 --> 01:03:30,512
You've got great timing.

1092
01:03:30,645 --> 01:03:32,580
Nuts. Oh.

1093
01:03:34,348 --> 01:03:36,183
-I--
-Am I disrupting?

1094
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:40,187
If you ever decide

1095
01:03:40,321 --> 01:03:42,890
to come over
to my side of the fence...

1096
01:03:46,226 --> 01:03:48,062
...let me know.

1097
01:03:48,195 --> 01:03:51,165
Oh, JJ, I wish Nick were gay.

1098
01:03:51,298 --> 01:03:53,635
He's got the sex drive
of a 25-year-old.

1099
01:03:53,768 --> 01:03:57,471
Hey, I'd be gay.
I just couldn't handle
all the Judy Garland records.

1100
01:03:57,605 --> 01:04:00,174
[laughs, inhales sharply] JJ.

1101
01:04:01,075 --> 01:04:03,911
You are just...

1102
01:04:04,746 --> 01:04:05,747
...not my type.

1103
01:04:05,913 --> 01:04:07,582
I am into my wife.

1104
01:04:08,215 --> 01:04:10,552
Ow! JJ!

1105
01:04:10,685 --> 01:04:12,754
-My fucking shoulder, you homo!
-[cell phone rings]

1106
01:04:14,955 --> 01:04:15,923
Yeah.

1107
01:04:16,591 --> 01:04:17,491
Yeah.

1108
01:04:18,192 --> 01:04:19,159
Yeah, yeah.

1109
01:04:20,762 --> 01:04:21,696
No.

1110
01:04:22,162 --> 01:04:24,699
No. No, no.

1111
01:04:24,833 --> 01:04:27,334
Okay. Yeah, I'll be right there.

1112
01:04:27,968 --> 01:04:28,936
I got to go.

1113
01:04:35,042 --> 01:04:36,009
[Laura]
Anyways...

1114
01:04:37,010 --> 01:04:40,615
...that was the nicest
[chuckles] cock...

1115
01:04:40,749 --> 01:04:42,216
except for yours,

1116
01:04:42,950 --> 01:04:45,452
that I have seen in a long time.

1117
01:04:46,588 --> 01:04:49,957
It was long and thick.

1118
01:04:50,090 --> 01:04:51,024
It had this...

1119
01:04:52,192 --> 01:04:53,427
...huge...

1120
01:04:54,596 --> 01:04:55,663
...bend in it...

1121
01:04:57,799 --> 01:04:59,233
...that while you think
you have him,

1122
01:04:59,967 --> 01:05:01,368
all of him in,

1123
01:05:02,136 --> 01:05:03,337
but then you do.

1124
01:05:03,470 --> 01:05:05,840
[inhales sharply] So yummy.

1125
01:05:06,974 --> 01:05:08,008
He took down...

1126
01:05:08,976 --> 01:05:10,277
...both my bra straps...

1127
01:05:11,579 --> 01:05:12,680
...at the same time...

1128
01:05:14,348 --> 01:05:19,052
...and gently starting sucking
on my nipples, kissing them.

1129
01:05:20,354 --> 01:05:21,355
Uh-huh.

1130
01:05:22,524 --> 01:05:24,659
God, you must have been so wet!

1131
01:05:24,793 --> 01:05:25,827
Soaking.

1132
01:05:26,861 --> 01:05:28,830
And then,
he started kissing my neck.

1133
01:05:30,063 --> 01:05:33,701
Telling me how grateful he was
just to have me in his arms.

1134
01:05:36,538 --> 01:05:38,172
God, my cock is

1135
01:05:38,740 --> 01:05:40,775
hard as a baby's forearm.

1136
01:05:40,909 --> 01:05:43,343
[doorbell rings
playing distorted music]

1137
01:05:43,477 --> 01:05:44,612
Fuck!

1138
01:05:54,689 --> 01:05:55,723
Nicky.

1139
01:05:55,857 --> 01:05:56,891
Come here.

1140
01:05:57,024 --> 01:05:58,158
Give us a kiss.

1141
01:06:00,327 --> 01:06:01,763
Frankie!

1142
01:06:01,896 --> 01:06:03,263
Come on in.

1143
01:06:03,397 --> 01:06:04,632
What can I get you?

1144
01:06:06,433 --> 01:06:08,536
[melodic Italian music]

1145
01:06:12,874 --> 01:06:13,808
I, uh...

1146
01:06:14,676 --> 01:06:17,044
...hope I'm not catching you
at a bad time.

1147
01:06:18,045 --> 01:06:19,581
Uh, no.

1148
01:06:20,214 --> 01:06:22,249
I mean, uh, not at all. Uh...

1149
01:06:23,250 --> 01:06:24,218
[sighs softly]

1150
01:06:25,052 --> 01:06:26,253
Perfect timing, Frankie.

1151
01:06:27,321 --> 01:06:28,255
Can I get you something?

1152
01:06:28,388 --> 01:06:30,090
-You sure?
-Honey?

1153
01:06:30,925 --> 01:06:33,293
Give me an anisette
and a coffee.

1154
01:06:33,928 --> 01:06:35,229
Do yous mind?

1155
01:06:37,498 --> 01:06:39,834
-Coffee and cannolis.
-[Frankie laughs]

1156
01:06:41,736 --> 01:06:43,671
Sure. Why not?

1157
01:06:44,706 --> 01:06:46,473
Got to start watching
what I eat.

1158
01:06:51,378 --> 01:06:52,246
Hey...

1159
01:06:54,549 --> 01:06:55,683
...what's these?

1160
01:06:59,921 --> 01:07:00,922
Not bad.

1161
01:07:01,756 --> 01:07:04,091
-The fuck is with these cookies?
-[Nick chuckles softly]

1162
01:07:04,659 --> 01:07:05,527
They are...

1163
01:07:06,828 --> 01:07:09,096
...monsters, one-eyed children.

1164
01:07:09,162 --> 01:07:10,497
No legs on kids and shit.

1165
01:07:10,632 --> 01:07:12,499
-What the fuck!
-Oh.

1166
01:07:13,001 --> 01:07:16,503
These were baked
by a friend of ours,
and she's not doing so well.

1167
01:07:16,638 --> 01:07:18,606
She bakes these weird cookies.

1168
01:07:18,740 --> 01:07:21,809
-Any good?
-Delicious. Try one.

1169
01:07:21,943 --> 01:07:24,779
[chuckles] Oh, no.
I don't need that stuff.

1170
01:07:24,913 --> 01:07:28,616
Gotta stay thin. The, uh,
competition is stiff out there.

1171
01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:32,119
You get more beautiful
each time I see you.

1172
01:07:32,820 --> 01:07:33,955
You are beautiful.

1173
01:07:34,121 --> 01:07:36,189
Like a spring morning.

1174
01:07:36,323 --> 01:07:37,559
Like a... Fucking what?

1175
01:07:37,692 --> 01:07:40,795
Like a fucking Sunday gravy
on macaroni.

1176
01:07:40,929 --> 01:07:43,765
What you see in this clown,
I got no idea.

1177
01:07:43,898 --> 01:07:46,834
-But one thing I know is
yous two love each other...
-[stomach grumbles]

1178
01:07:46,968 --> 01:07:48,770
...and are devoted
to one another.

1179
01:07:48,903 --> 01:07:52,239
And that I respect. <i>Salud.</i>

1180
01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:54,141
[stomach grumbles]

1181
01:07:55,409 --> 01:07:56,711
Gonna start watching what I eat.

1182
01:07:56,844 --> 01:07:58,746
Doctor says too many, uh...

1183
01:07:59,647 --> 01:08:01,683
...transglutenizers.

1184
01:08:01,816 --> 01:08:04,552
-[both] Triglycerides, Frankie.
-[Nick laughs]

1185
01:08:04,686 --> 01:08:06,821
You have to take care
of your heart.

1186
01:08:07,822 --> 01:08:08,756
So...

1187
01:08:10,357 --> 01:08:11,693
...I understand

1188
01:08:12,392 --> 01:08:14,261
yous had a slight disturbance
here the other night.

1189
01:08:14,394 --> 01:08:16,296
Nothing I can't handle, Frankie.

1190
01:08:16,430 --> 01:08:19,433
[Frankie]
Hey, you're a freaking
architect, you ain't no soldier.

1191
01:08:19,567 --> 01:08:21,603
But I, I was a soldier.

1192
01:08:21,736 --> 01:08:25,305
Hey, you ain't no pair of
wet socks. I ain't saying that.

1193
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:30,377
What I am saying is,
someone messes with my cousin,
they mess with me.

1194
01:08:30,511 --> 01:08:34,348
And nobody fucks
with Frankie the Razor
and lives to tell the story.

1195
01:08:35,248 --> 01:08:37,351
He fucking stabbed you. Damn.

1196
01:08:38,352 --> 01:08:39,887
Threw a knife I heard.

1197
01:08:40,021 --> 01:08:43,725
I was so scared, Uncle Frankie.
I thought Nick was hurt.

1198
01:08:43,858 --> 01:08:46,360
He threw a butcher knife
across the room.

1199
01:08:46,493 --> 01:08:48,195
[Nick]
Up to the stairway landing.

1200
01:08:48,997 --> 01:08:50,197
Must be good with a knife.

1201
01:08:50,297 --> 01:08:51,766
[chuckles]

1202
01:08:51,899 --> 01:08:53,001
Very good.

1203
01:08:53,801 --> 01:08:55,435
I miss stabbings.

1204
01:08:56,037 --> 01:08:57,505
Now everything is different.

1205
01:08:57,639 --> 01:09:00,541
Guns, bombs, long guns.

1206
01:09:00,675 --> 01:09:02,309
Where is the good old days?

1207
01:09:02,910 --> 01:09:06,313
[sighs] I must be getting old.
And, damn, the real old days
used to be

1208
01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:09,917
you just broke a guy's knees
and laugh about it
at the bar after, you know?

1209
01:09:11,019 --> 01:09:12,720
Now, different.

1210
01:09:12,854 --> 01:09:14,287
Everything is changing.

1211
01:09:14,421 --> 01:09:17,424
Texting this,
email that, Zoom my penis.

1212
01:09:17,925 --> 01:09:22,964
I can't keep up. Life, me, I can
barely even jerk off anymore.

1213
01:09:23,097 --> 01:09:25,033
Oh. Excuse me, Laura.

1214
01:09:26,299 --> 01:09:28,002
Don't yous worry about nothing.

1215
01:09:29,871 --> 01:09:31,839
Uncle Frankie will
take care of everything.

1216
01:09:32,907 --> 01:09:36,744
The secret to life, Frankie,
is find a good woman
and settle down.

1217
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:40,815
I miss my dear,
sainted wife, Nicky.

1218
01:09:41,783 --> 01:09:43,450
Every day, I think on her,

1219
01:09:44,251 --> 01:09:45,452
I pray for her soul.

1220
01:09:48,288 --> 01:09:49,322
I got to go.

1221
01:09:50,992 --> 01:09:53,127
[melodic Italian music]

1222
01:09:54,896 --> 01:09:56,998
I got people to do
and stuff to see.

1223
01:09:57,131 --> 01:10:00,535
You got this?
We got people to take care
of this kind of thing.

1224
01:10:01,102 --> 01:10:03,503
I got it, Frankie. Thanks. Oh!

1225
01:10:04,271 --> 01:10:05,205
Fuck!

1226
01:10:05,907 --> 01:10:07,775
[groans, yelps]

1227
01:10:15,183 --> 01:10:17,552
-[insects chirping]
-[birds chirping]

1228
01:10:30,031 --> 01:10:32,365
Bad news. Uh...

1229
01:10:32,499 --> 01:10:36,070
Your friend, Chip,
who I've been watching
by the way for days,

1230
01:10:36,204 --> 01:10:37,939
I gave him a speeding ticket
for going way too fast

1231
01:10:38,072 --> 01:10:39,107
on the highway
the other morning.

1232
01:10:39,239 --> 01:10:40,575
JJ, get to the point!

1233
01:10:41,308 --> 01:10:42,710
You guys might want to sit down.

1234
01:10:44,512 --> 01:10:45,780
I found out some things.

1235
01:10:45,913 --> 01:10:48,049
Uh, our friend, Chip...

1236
01:10:48,950 --> 01:10:51,819
You're not going to like it!

1237
01:10:51,953 --> 01:10:55,523
-Did he murder somebody?
-No. He stole
a motorcycle, though.

1238
01:10:55,656 --> 01:10:58,593
Just jumped on and took off
and didn't give a damn.

1239
01:10:58,726 --> 01:11:00,928
See, it's like this.
When investigating a break-in,

1240
01:11:01,062 --> 01:11:03,664
you have to check all
the criminal priors in the area.

1241
01:11:03,798 --> 01:11:06,868
Then you start looking at
who might be in the neighborhood
at the time of said incident.

1242
01:11:07,001 --> 01:11:09,203
-Then you narrow down
your suspect.
-I know.

1243
01:11:09,737 --> 01:11:10,938
I know all of this.

1244
01:11:11,471 --> 01:11:13,641
But what does this
have to do with us, JJ?

1245
01:11:14,609 --> 01:11:16,343
Chip is our prime suspect.

1246
01:11:18,112 --> 01:11:20,982
[ominous music]

1247
01:11:25,253 --> 01:11:27,021
[Nick]
JJ, you got to, you got to...

1248
01:11:27,989 --> 01:11:29,023
...really...

1249
01:11:31,192 --> 01:11:32,560
...listen to me, okay?

1250
01:11:33,493 --> 01:11:34,929
-Yes, sir.
-[grunts]

1251
01:11:36,697 --> 01:11:38,365
I mean, you're not stupid...

1252
01:11:39,499 --> 01:11:42,036
...but you're not
the sharpest knife
in the drawer, either.

1253
01:11:43,370 --> 01:11:45,606
I mean, let's just say
that you are a, uh...

1254
01:11:46,574 --> 01:11:49,510
...a few French fries short
of a Big Mac, shall we?

1255
01:11:49,644 --> 01:11:51,579
My IQ is 180.

1256
01:11:52,547 --> 01:11:54,849
You look like a yoga instructor,
not a cop.

1257
01:11:59,419 --> 01:12:01,189
Look, JJ. [sighs]

1258
01:12:01,388 --> 01:12:03,524
This perp came after me. Okay?

1259
01:12:04,692 --> 01:12:07,295
-I'll get him.
-It's my job, and it's the law.

1260
01:12:07,427 --> 01:12:10,665
Fuck the law and fuck you,
JJ, you little...

1261
01:12:12,834 --> 01:12:14,035
Never mind.

1262
01:12:16,503 --> 01:12:18,172
Change, Nick!

1263
01:12:21,609 --> 01:12:22,877
Change now.

1264
01:12:23,711 --> 01:12:26,514
Remember the power of now.

1265
01:12:30,417 --> 01:12:32,286
Where are you? Here.

1266
01:12:32,419 --> 01:12:34,188
When? Now!

1267
01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:39,994
The third noble truth
of Buddha is...

1268
01:12:42,930 --> 01:12:44,464
...letting go!

1269
01:12:47,134 --> 01:12:48,202
[sighs]

1270
01:12:48,336 --> 01:12:49,270
Mm!

1271
01:12:49,770 --> 01:12:51,138
Let it go.

1272
01:12:52,106 --> 01:12:54,675
[Chip]
<i>♪ Run, run, run ♪</i>

1273
01:12:54,809 --> 01:12:57,879
<i>♪ I'm going to run, run, run ♪</i>

1274
01:12:58,646 --> 01:13:00,447
<i>♪ I'm going to run... ♪</i>

1275
01:13:00,548 --> 01:13:01,515
Hey, Chip.

1276
01:13:02,650 --> 01:13:03,751
A bull, huh?

1277
01:13:04,484 --> 01:13:06,120
Come to tear up
that speeding ticket?

1278
01:13:06,254 --> 01:13:09,357
Nope, once it's written, it's...

1279
01:13:13,127 --> 01:13:14,161
I forgot something.

1280
01:13:14,295 --> 01:13:15,363
I'll be right back.

1281
01:13:21,569 --> 01:13:24,005
[woman 1]
All right, here we are.
This guy will know.

1282
01:13:24,772 --> 01:13:25,907
[woman 2]
This guy...

1283
01:13:29,010 --> 01:13:31,145
[car beeping]

1284
01:13:34,315 --> 01:13:35,249
[chuckles]

1285
01:13:38,719 --> 01:13:42,657
Excuse me. Do you know how to
get to the New Jersey Turnpike?

1286
01:13:42,790 --> 01:13:46,060
I'm lost, and my phone...
The reception up here sucks.

1287
01:13:46,193 --> 01:13:48,696
Is this town
really called Hopacock?

1288
01:13:48,829 --> 01:13:50,097
-[Chip] Yep.
-[laughs]

1289
01:13:50,231 --> 01:13:51,532
Come with us.

1290
01:13:52,133 --> 01:13:53,000
[Chip sighs]

1291
01:13:55,036 --> 01:13:56,737
Nah, I got people.

1292
01:13:57,338 --> 01:13:58,205
Next time.

1293
01:13:58,839 --> 01:13:59,941
Here, take my digits.

1294
01:14:00,574 --> 01:14:01,509
Here.

1295
01:14:07,615 --> 01:14:09,083
You've got nice tits.

1296
01:14:09,717 --> 01:14:12,586
We play our cards right and
maybe you'll get to see them.

1297
01:14:13,521 --> 01:14:14,722
Ping me. Okay?

1298
01:14:22,863 --> 01:14:23,998
See you later.

1299
01:14:26,233 --> 01:14:27,234
Maybe.

1300
01:14:32,006 --> 01:14:33,107
[sighs]

1301
01:14:41,115 --> 01:14:43,184
Chip, can I have a word, please?

1302
01:14:43,317 --> 01:14:45,553
Downstairs. Alone.

1303
01:14:46,187 --> 01:14:47,188
Please?

1304
01:14:55,396 --> 01:14:56,998
Where were you Wednesday last?

1305
01:14:58,866 --> 01:15:00,334
Wednesday last.

1306
01:15:00,468 --> 01:15:02,470
What the fuck. Uh...

1307
01:15:02,603 --> 01:15:03,971
[tense music]

1308
01:15:04,105 --> 01:15:05,439
Probably on my bike.

1309
01:15:05,573 --> 01:15:08,009
-It's my life, J.
-I'm happy for you.

1310
01:15:08,476 --> 01:15:09,577
Where were you?

1311
01:15:10,478 --> 01:15:12,713
Oh, you mean, like, exactly?

1312
01:15:13,781 --> 01:15:16,250
Longitude and latitude?

1313
01:15:16,751 --> 01:15:22,189
Where in space and time,
if it exists, was fucking I?

1314
01:15:23,224 --> 01:15:25,926
Uh, you know, let me see. I...

1315
01:15:27,661 --> 01:15:30,297
-Hey, JJ, can you...
-What?

1316
01:15:31,032 --> 01:15:32,133
Scratch my back?

1317
01:15:33,968 --> 01:15:34,835
Well...

1318
01:15:35,870 --> 01:15:39,206
...officially I am on duty,
[sighs] but...

1319
01:15:40,207 --> 01:15:42,043
-...sure, why not?
-Mm.

1320
01:15:45,514 --> 01:15:48,382
Harder, please. You know?
Really dig your nails in there.

1321
01:15:48,517 --> 01:15:49,617
Is that hard enough?

1322
01:15:49,683 --> 01:15:50,818
Oh, it's never hard enough.

1323
01:15:50,951 --> 01:15:51,919
Where were you?

1324
01:15:53,054 --> 01:15:55,623
-When?
-Don't play with me, pal.
Last Wednesday.

1325
01:15:57,158 --> 01:15:58,826
-Here.
-When did you leave?

1326
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:02,196
I don't know,
like, uh, 6:00 or something.

1327
01:16:02,329 --> 01:16:05,433
Laura did this 180,
and then, Nick says,
"You got to go," so I go.

1328
01:16:05,633 --> 01:16:07,868
Why did Laura ask you leave
when she invited you over?

1329
01:16:08,002 --> 01:16:10,137
Did you do or say anything
to offend?

1330
01:16:11,272 --> 01:16:14,642
You see, every day
the sun goes down,

1331
01:16:14,708 --> 01:16:17,745
you realize that you know
less and less about women.

1332
01:16:18,212 --> 01:16:19,080
[hesitates]

1333
01:16:19,647 --> 01:16:21,182
[chuckles] Not that you would...

1334
01:16:23,918 --> 01:16:24,685
Never mind.

1335
01:16:24,819 --> 01:16:26,320
Where were you, Mr. Walker?

1336
01:16:26,454 --> 01:16:29,723
Don't you ever
fucking call me that.

1337
01:16:29,857 --> 01:16:31,926
-What?
-Mr. Walker.

1338
01:16:32,827 --> 01:16:34,728
Charles Walker or Chuck.

1339
01:16:35,496 --> 01:16:36,764
Fuck you, faggot!

1340
01:16:36,897 --> 01:16:38,799
-[groans]
-Don't ever call me that.

1341
01:16:39,934 --> 01:16:41,802
What? Faggot?

1342
01:16:41,936 --> 01:16:43,237
-[groans]
-Yes!

1343
01:16:44,105 --> 01:16:45,306
[chuckles]

1344
01:16:45,439 --> 01:16:46,941
Okay, faggot.

1345
01:16:48,109 --> 01:16:49,910
-[grunts]
-I hate that word.

1346
01:16:50,044 --> 01:16:51,278
[laughs] Yeah?

1347
01:16:51,946 --> 01:16:52,847
[grunts]

1348
01:16:55,182 --> 01:16:58,352
That guy does not
even exist to me anymore.

1349
01:16:59,521 --> 01:17:01,556
Mr. Fucking Charles Walker.

1350
01:17:02,189 --> 01:17:03,257
Now get off of my ass!

1351
01:17:03,390 --> 01:17:05,426
-I'm not on it.
-Keep it that way.

1352
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:08,696
Anybody pitches here, it's me.
You are the catcher, you see?

1353
01:17:09,697 --> 01:17:11,866
-You got me?
-[breathing heavily]

1354
01:17:11,999 --> 01:17:13,000
I see.

1355
01:17:14,101 --> 01:17:16,437
-Don't leave town
unless I know about it.
-Fuck off.

1356
01:17:18,305 --> 01:17:21,375
Come near me
and I will split your skull.

1357
01:17:23,377 --> 01:17:24,311
[grunts]

1358
01:17:26,046 --> 01:17:28,182
[suspenseful music]

1359
01:17:40,127 --> 01:17:41,328
Ah.

1360
01:17:41,462 --> 01:17:43,731
Oh, man!

1361
01:17:43,797 --> 01:17:47,468
You guys are starting
to feel like a family.

1362
01:17:47,602 --> 01:17:49,036
[laughs]

1363
01:17:49,638 --> 01:17:52,574
Look who it is.
Little girl in a man's body.

1364
01:17:52,740 --> 01:17:54,842
-Oh, come on, Chip.
-Listen, you're in trouble,
Chip.

1365
01:17:54,975 --> 01:17:57,546
-About what?
-The break-in, the assault.

1366
01:17:58,547 --> 01:18:01,382
-Is that so?
-Charles Walker, you have
the right to remain silent.

1367
01:18:01,516 --> 01:18:04,051
Anything-- [grunting]

1368
01:18:04,185 --> 01:18:05,252
I fucking warned you!

1369
01:18:05,819 --> 01:18:07,589
[Nick]
Chip! Calm down, man!

1370
01:18:08,756 --> 01:18:10,625
-God!
-A motorcycle was parked
in the cemetery.

1371
01:18:10,758 --> 01:18:13,160
You were seen by eyewitnesses
fleeing from this house
that night.

1372
01:18:13,294 --> 01:18:14,795
-[laughs]
-[groans]

1373
01:18:14,929 --> 01:18:17,031
[coughing]

1374
01:18:17,164 --> 01:18:20,100
You're assaulting
an officer of the law.
You can get ten years for this.

1375
01:18:21,969 --> 01:18:23,771
-I hate people!
-Chip!

1376
01:18:23,837 --> 01:18:25,574
-Don't hurt him!
-Calm down, son!

1377
01:18:25,773 --> 01:18:27,441
Go fuck yourself, Nick.

1378
01:18:28,075 --> 01:18:29,777
You are not my father.

1379
01:18:29,877 --> 01:18:31,312
And I am not your son.

1380
01:18:32,846 --> 01:18:35,983
I don't have a father.
And if I did, I would kill
that fucking asshole

1381
01:18:36,116 --> 01:18:38,986
for bringing me into this world
that I never asked to be
brought into.

1382
01:18:40,287 --> 01:18:42,456
If I saw that fucker,
I would smash his face

1383
01:18:42,591 --> 01:18:44,491
into a parking meter
till it was pulp.

1384
01:18:44,626 --> 01:18:46,026
[Laura crying softly]

1385
01:18:48,195 --> 01:18:49,797
You used me, man.

1386
01:18:51,131 --> 01:18:54,001
You and your wife sucked me
into this sick fantasy.

1387
01:18:54,134 --> 01:18:55,537
You fucking pervert!

1388
01:18:56,470 --> 01:18:59,240
So do not give me
that dad bullshit!

1389
01:18:59,373 --> 01:19:01,108
[breath trembling]

1390
01:19:02,711 --> 01:19:03,578
[sighs angrily]

1391
01:19:04,812 --> 01:19:07,047
All my fucking life!

1392
01:19:07,716 --> 01:19:08,717
God!

1393
01:19:09,651 --> 01:19:12,152
[hyperventilating]

1394
01:19:12,286 --> 01:19:14,723
[soft tense music]

1395
01:19:23,130 --> 01:19:25,734
[hyperventilating]

1396
01:19:25,866 --> 01:19:27,501
[Chip crying]

1397
01:19:33,575 --> 01:19:34,509
Hey, kid.

1398
01:19:34,643 --> 01:19:37,144
-[gasps]
-[Frankie] Come here.

1399
01:19:38,245 --> 01:19:39,346
What you doing?

1400
01:19:40,481 --> 01:19:41,849
Do what I tell you.

1401
01:19:41,949 --> 01:19:42,983
Come here.

1402
01:19:45,553 --> 01:19:46,521
The gun.

1403
01:19:47,388 --> 01:19:48,422
Give it here.

1404
01:19:49,591 --> 01:19:51,892
You don't want no trouble now.

1405
01:19:53,327 --> 01:19:55,195
Don't make me take it from you.

1406
01:19:57,264 --> 01:19:58,767
Good looking kid like you...

1407
01:19:59,701 --> 01:20:02,069
...you got your whole
fucking life ahead of you.

1408
01:20:03,971 --> 01:20:06,608
I know you took this place
the other night, kid.

1409
01:20:09,310 --> 01:20:10,177
You did?

1410
01:20:10,311 --> 01:20:11,780
I know it, too, son.

1411
01:20:16,984 --> 01:20:18,919
[water splashes in distance]

1412
01:20:39,273 --> 01:20:41,609
[crying]

1413
01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:09,036
Do you know what happens to most
kids that don't get adopted?

1414
01:21:11,939 --> 01:21:14,509
Ninety percent of us
end up in prison.

1415
01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:21,415
-I was raped in juvie.
-[Nick] Oh.

1416
01:21:22,950 --> 01:21:25,754
I was used. Just used.

1417
01:21:27,589 --> 01:21:29,089
[crying]

1418
01:21:29,223 --> 01:21:31,492
[mouthing]

1419
01:21:31,626 --> 01:21:33,994
[crying] Why am I so fucked up?

1420
01:21:39,266 --> 01:21:41,969
-[Chip] Why am I so fucked up?
-[Nick] No.

1421
01:21:42,604 --> 01:21:45,038
-[Chip crying]
-No, no, no, no, no, no.

1422
01:21:46,073 --> 01:21:48,375
-[Laura] Hey...
-We're all fucked up, kid.

1423
01:21:48,510 --> 01:21:50,277
Oh. Oh, it's okay,
it's all right,

1424
01:21:50,411 --> 01:21:53,380
-[sobbing]
-It's, it's okay.

1425
01:21:54,582 --> 01:21:55,784
It's okay.

1426
01:21:56,250 --> 01:21:58,620
[Chip breathing heavily]

1427
01:22:00,988 --> 01:22:02,990
-I apologize, Nick.
-Mm. Mm.

1428
01:22:03,991 --> 01:22:06,360
You and Laura have been
nothing but good to me.

1429
01:22:07,394 --> 01:22:08,362
[mumbles]

1430
01:22:09,496 --> 01:22:10,598
And JJ, I...

1431
01:22:11,999 --> 01:22:13,434
I'm sorry, JJ.

1432
01:22:15,202 --> 01:22:16,370
I'm sorry, I...

1433
01:22:17,605 --> 01:22:19,239
I got a short fuse.

1434
01:22:21,241 --> 01:22:23,678
-Oh.
-[sobbing]

1435
01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:31,118
Chip.

1436
01:22:32,119 --> 01:22:33,220
Come with me.

1437
01:22:47,267 --> 01:22:48,268
[Frankie yawns]

1438
01:22:52,372 --> 01:22:54,308
[melancholy music]

1439
01:23:04,752 --> 01:23:05,753
[Nick]
Mm.

1440
01:23:09,757 --> 01:23:10,625
Mm.

1441
01:23:14,896 --> 01:23:15,763
[exhales]

1442
01:23:17,498 --> 01:23:18,933
You ever hear of bonobos?

1443
01:23:20,602 --> 01:23:22,102
They're primates.

1444
01:23:22,837 --> 01:23:23,771
Not...

1445
01:23:24,404 --> 01:23:26,373
Chimps are monkeys,
not gorillas,

1446
01:23:26,508 --> 01:23:27,842
but something else. They...

1447
01:23:28,375 --> 01:23:31,211
They actually look human,
and they're called bonobos.

1448
01:23:32,279 --> 01:23:34,081
They're short in stature,

1449
01:23:34,181 --> 01:23:36,183
but they're black hair...

1450
01:23:36,851 --> 01:23:39,353
It's parted in the middle,
strangely, and...

1451
01:23:39,854 --> 01:23:40,922
And you know what, JJ?

1452
01:23:42,089 --> 01:23:44,091
-No violence of any kind.
-Mm.

1453
01:23:44,224 --> 01:23:46,661
And, and it's
a matriarchal society.

1454
01:23:46,794 --> 01:23:50,932
I mean, certain,
certain chimps could devour you

1455
01:23:51,098 --> 01:23:54,669
and monkeys eat one another.

1456
01:23:54,802 --> 01:23:56,538
-I mean, like us.
-[chuckles softly]

1457
01:23:56,671 --> 01:23:58,506
But not bonobos.

1458
01:23:59,507 --> 01:24:00,575
And you know why?

1459
01:24:01,174 --> 01:24:04,211
-Why there's no friction?
-Why?

1460
01:24:04,779 --> 01:24:06,446
They fuck, JJ.

1461
01:24:06,581 --> 01:24:08,016
[laugh]

1462
01:24:08,148 --> 01:24:12,119
I mean, they fuck and suck
and lick and kiss and...

1463
01:24:12,252 --> 01:24:15,455
And I'm talking twosomes,
foursomes, threesomes.

1464
01:24:15,590 --> 01:24:18,726
I mean, the fucking,
sucking, licking and kissing

1465
01:24:18,860 --> 01:24:21,428
that goes on
with these groups of bonobos...

1466
01:24:21,563 --> 01:24:22,897
Because they're fucking all day?

1467
01:24:23,565 --> 01:24:27,134
-Exactly.
-What else do they do
besides that?

1468
01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:29,236
I mean, are they...

1469
01:24:29,369 --> 01:24:32,406
-Oh, I mean, do they...
-Gay? [laughs]

1470
01:24:32,974 --> 01:24:34,141
Of course.

1471
01:24:35,409 --> 01:24:37,645
They don't give a fuck, JJ.
They don't have boundaries.

1472
01:24:37,779 --> 01:24:39,714
Fuck, suck, lick, kiss.

1473
01:24:39,847 --> 01:24:43,350
Come, and keep coming.
I mean, that's it.

1474
01:24:44,151 --> 01:24:45,520
The meaning of life.

1475
01:24:47,154 --> 01:24:48,022
Ah.

1476
01:24:49,624 --> 01:24:50,525
[clinks]

1477
01:24:52,827 --> 01:24:53,728
Mm.

1478
01:24:55,329 --> 01:24:58,198
-98.9%...
-[exhales]

1479
01:24:58,332 --> 01:24:59,433
...of our DNA.

1480
01:25:00,568 --> 01:25:01,903
They're just like us.

1481
01:25:17,484 --> 01:25:20,487
["Hey" by Lorraine Ferro]

1482
01:25:25,325 --> 01:25:30,565
<i>♪ Hey, where do I go? ♪</i>

1483
01:25:31,298 --> 01:25:35,202
<i>♪ Should you turn away? ♪</i>

1484
01:25:43,578 --> 01:25:45,780
<i>♪ Dropped by last night ♪</i>

1485
01:25:47,214 --> 01:25:49,717
<i>♪ Looking for your eyes ♪</i>

1486
01:25:49,851 --> 01:25:53,487
<i>♪ But I could not see ♪</i>

1487
01:25:53,988 --> 01:25:56,057
[revving]

1488
01:26:02,262 --> 01:26:08,036
<i>♪ Hey, what should I know? ♪</i>

1489
01:26:08,536 --> 01:26:12,573
<i>♪ Should you fly away? ♪</i>

1490
01:26:20,748 --> 01:26:24,451
<i>-♪ Shut down in flight ♪</i>
<i>-♪ In flight, in flight ♪</i>

1491
01:26:24,585 --> 01:26:26,988
<i>♪ Searching for your face ♪</i>

1492
01:26:27,121 --> 01:26:31,258
<i>♪ But I could not find ♪</i>

1493
01:26:31,793 --> 01:26:34,461
<i>♪ And the room began to spend ♪</i>

1494
01:26:35,395 --> 01:26:38,298
<i>♪ With images of you ♪</i>

1495
01:26:38,432 --> 01:26:43,705
-[yells, groans]
<i>-♪ In my head ♪</i>

1496
01:26:46,641 --> 01:26:49,110
<i>♪ I'm running so fast ♪</i>

1497
01:26:49,276 --> 01:26:53,081
<i>♪ You know</i>
<i>I can't catch up with ♪</i>

1498
01:26:54,015 --> 01:27:00,588
<i>♪ The rainfall ♪</i>

1499
01:27:01,589 --> 01:27:08,295
<i>♪ The land covers up</i>
<i>all the sunshine ♪</i>

1500
01:27:10,198 --> 01:27:15,737
<i>♪ Of our time ♪</i>

1501
01:27:24,712 --> 01:27:25,646
Laura, I...

1502
01:27:26,614 --> 01:27:27,882
...love your soul.

1503
01:27:30,752 --> 01:27:33,688
You have freed me from myself.

1504
01:27:38,860 --> 01:27:40,360
I love you, Laura.

1505
01:27:44,999 --> 01:27:46,399
I love you, too, Chip.

1506
01:27:46,868 --> 01:27:50,037
["Lucky Man"
by Thomas G. Waites]

1507
01:28:01,348 --> 01:28:07,588
<i>♪ One lovely beauty</i>
<i>is like a white swan ♪</i>

1508
01:28:07,722 --> 01:28:10,925
<i>-♪ Loneliest birds... ♪</i>
-[scoffs, exhales]

1509
01:28:11,058 --> 01:28:14,095
<i>-♪ ...singing along ♪</i>
-What the fuck
were you thinking?

1510
01:28:14,228 --> 01:28:17,364
-[mumbling]
<i>-♪ After the clouds ♪</i>

1511
01:28:17,430 --> 01:28:20,367
<i>-♪ Have all gone ♪</i>
-You picked him. [cries]

1512
01:28:20,433 --> 01:28:26,674
<i>-♪ I look around, I am the one ♪</i>
-[laughing]

1513
01:28:28,676 --> 01:28:33,047
<i>♪ I am the lucky man ♪</i>

1514
01:28:33,181 --> 01:28:35,382
<i>-♪ I am the lucky man ♪</i>
-Oh, yeah.

1515
01:28:35,482 --> 01:28:41,122
<i>-♪ I'll never understand ♪</i>
-You fucked up!
You, you fucking moron!

1516
01:28:42,123 --> 01:28:46,493
<i>♪ Don't know who I am ♪</i>

1517
01:28:48,629 --> 01:28:52,700
<i>♪ I'm a lucky man ♪</i>

1518
01:28:54,836 --> 01:28:59,740
<i>-♪ Such a lucky man ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Such a lucky man ♪</i>

1519
01:29:00,708 --> 01:29:06,314
<i>♪ Caught in the spaces</i>
<i>of my mind ♪</i>

1520
01:29:07,281 --> 01:29:09,784
<i>♪ I look around ♪</i>

1521
01:29:09,917 --> 01:29:13,453
<i>♪ I see the signs ♪</i>

1522
01:29:13,588 --> 01:29:16,624
<i>♪ There is no time ♪</i>

1523
01:29:16,757 --> 01:29:19,727
<i>♪ There is no space ♪</i>

1524
01:29:19,861 --> 01:29:26,100
<i>♪ There is no love</i>
<i>without you in this place ♪</i>

1525
01:29:27,902 --> 01:29:33,040
<i>-♪ I'm a lucky man ♪</i>
<i>-♪ I'm a lucky man ♪</i>

1526
01:29:34,675 --> 01:29:39,714
<i>♪ I'll never understand ♪</i>

1527
01:29:41,082 --> 01:29:45,853
<i>♪ I don't know who I am ♪</i>

1528
01:29:47,889 --> 01:29:52,360
<i>♪ I'm a lucky man ♪</i>

1529
01:29:53,127 --> 01:29:54,729
<i>♪ I'm a lucky man ♪</i>

1530
01:29:54,862 --> 01:29:58,532
<i>♪ That's who I am ♪</i>

1531
01:30:00,001 --> 01:30:04,705
-[vocalizing]
<i>-♪ Where do we go from here? ♪</i>

1532
01:30:06,674 --> 01:30:11,545
<i>♪ We've got to learn</i>
<i>to face our fears ♪</i>

1533
01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:17,318
<i>♪ No matter where we stand ♪</i>

1534
01:30:17,885 --> 01:30:24,825
<i>♪ I'm a lucky man ♪</i>

1535
01:30:25,458 --> 01:30:28,596
<i>♪ She's like the rain ♪</i>

1536
01:30:28,729 --> 01:30:31,732
<i>♪ In the summer nights ♪</i>

1537
01:30:31,866 --> 01:30:34,669
<i>♪ Feeding on the pain ♪</i>

1538
01:30:34,802 --> 01:30:39,807
<i>♪ She brings in the light ♪</i>

1539
01:30:39,941 --> 01:30:45,445
<i>♪ I'm a lucky man ♪</i>

1540
01:30:46,614 --> 01:30:51,752
<i>♪ I'll never understand ♪</i>

1541
01:30:53,054 --> 01:30:58,893
<i>♪ You don't know who I am ♪</i>

1542
01:30:59,927 --> 01:31:03,864
<i>♪ I'm a lucky man ♪</i>

1543
01:31:05,933 --> 01:31:09,437
<i>-♪ I'll never understand ♪</i>
<i>-♪ I'm such a lucky man ♪</i>

1544
01:31:09,570 --> 01:31:15,676
<i>-♪ Why I'm a lucky man ♪</i>
<i>-♪ I'm a lucky man ♪</i>

1545
01:31:15,810 --> 01:31:22,183
<i>-♪ Such a lucky man ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Such a lucky man ♪</i>

1546
01:31:24,218 --> 01:31:26,787
<i>-♪ I'm a lucky man ♪</i>
<i>-♪ I'm a lucky man ♪</i>

1547
01:31:27,655 --> 01:31:30,591
<i>-♪ I'm a lucky man ♪</i>
<i>-♪ I'm a lucky man ♪</i>

1548
01:31:30,725 --> 01:31:33,627
<i>-♪ I'm a lucky man ♪</i>
<i>-♪ I'm a lucky man ♪</i>

1549
01:31:37,131 --> 01:31:39,800
<i>-♪ I'm a lucky man ♪</i>
<i>-♪ I'm a lucky man ♪</i>

